Considering one of the best aspects of my early adulthood is facing a closing of its doors, I'm taking the time to put up a final post to air my grievances with some of the moderator staff and other members on this forum, whether they're on here anymore or not. @curly2k3 : You engaged in an argument with my daughter when she was 4 years old and made her upset. The fact you now own a VW absolutely confirms my suspicions that you pay onlyfans girls for jars of their farts. A hundred peepee slaps to you and your house. @readymix : Nothing says you're ready to give up on life like buying a convertible and acting like it's something you actually enjoy. Have fun driving your VQ trumpet blaster around town. The only thing that would be more embarrassing if it was red. Twenty peepee slaps upon you. @idget : You know what you ****ing did. @tangledupinblu : For years I've been waiting for your LaX cruises to stop being so damn mundane. Where are the goddamn midget strippers I kept asking for? @derp : I acted like sending you porn in Kuwait was an oopsie for not knowing their rules, but I was really hoping they caught you. Not so you'd be in trouble with the law, but so there would be a record somewhere that you were caught with tranny porn in your possession. I hope you get food poisoning. @Mikhail : I'm not even sure if you're alive anymore. I'm not really sure I care. May your cars never come down off their cinder blocks. @SomethingsWrong : I'll never understand your fascination with beers that taste like soap. Oh wait, you have a 350z now too, so I guess that helps explain it. Yuck. @ShortytheFirefighter: You're cool. This place was such a large part of my young adulthood and helped me form so many relationships that last today. Some of the best friends I have I met through this site and the meetups at Firestone. I will always hold a special place in the void that's supposed to be my heart for this place, and I'm really sad to see it go. **** you all, I love you guys.
I will miss the days of reading semi unmoderated **** here. Like a self regulating lawless zone, order through chaos
Shockingly, I never did get banned from this site. Obviously you were never doing your job around here. For anyone that is disappointed not to see your name on my initial list, don't feel bad. I hate you all on here equally, I'm just not taking time for you. I've already given you all more than you deserve.
Don't forget that, much like derp's sexuality, phones go both ways. I have a lot of pictures already locked and loaded for you degenerates.
Somebody woke up to the wrong side of the teabag this morning... Also, I'd say that I'll miss you my unicorn and that it hurts my heart that we will never see each other again but I get the feeling that there's a lie in there somewhere.
That “hurts my heart” is the obvious one. And sweetie snookums(@blackozone ). What will you do with my peepee?