Just thought I'd share for those of us that do like it, even though some may not. Thanks Ma http://dopery.com/event/doperyconventionminneapolis/
My 1st thought was hellaflush convention. Then I scrolled down and saw women. So I still have no ****ing clue what this is.
I saw the panda, then I saw the stanced/cambertard/ herrafrush G35, then I saw the sponsors, then I laughed. Plastic models don't do it for me. The two that look real also look like they've been shot over more times than Iraq. Gross.
YAY! Stancetards and gutterskanks. Put stretched butthole tires on your 18x12 wheels, bring your car to the meatparty stance show where the male to female ratio is likely "everyone : 6 models", and have some makeup caked cooze with daddy issues make greasy suction cup marks all over your paint to the tune of annoying dubstep, while flatbrimmed dude-bros give you a fist bump. I'd rather jack myself with a fist full of rocksalt and bleach.
Its a clothing line thats trying to use the car scene to spread the word. I know the guy who is running it. Bunch of stancestards G35/37' s
I know you're trying real hard. But be careful, stance-tard white knight, not to trip over your own shoelaces as you rush to fellate everyone attending this "lifestyle convention." Everything about 'lifestyle' car shows is obnoxious and grating. It has zero to do with 'being bullied' and everything to do with grown men doing the automotive equivalent of collecting and displaying my little pony dolls.
I read an interesting article in a car magazine the other day. There are two types of car owners, those who modify their car for their own enjoyment, and those who modify it because they desperately seek affirmation and attention from others. Sure, people are going to say 'oh, i do this for myself'... they are lying to themselves. Guess which type this event will attract?
So, what you're saying is...you'll be there!? Or did i misread your post?? I prefer 80 grit sandpaper and borax.
I'm talking about face-farking a bear that had a habanero pepper plant for lunch. That's where I will be instead of going to Automobile Narcissists And Flat-Brimmed Douche-hammers Anonymous Derpery Show.
in for derpery show. Jason, want to make up a derpery sticker that looks like their logo? i promise to put it on my subaru when i get home
HIN....yeah, I didn't get fooled. I knew better what that hellscape would consist of, and I sent you and my car to it while I stayed home. And I'm pretty sure I missed nothing.
You only missed flatbrimz snickering at your car. If we would have put 7" tires on your rimz...we would have won the whole shebang! Jussayin
I like Dubstep and T_riggidy's whip. I wouldn't do it to mine, but i think that it looks great! If it was this...i'd go!
i checked out dopery since a friend had some wristbands for me. weak car meet, bboy battle and some models taking pics. Certainly not worth $20
any car show that requires you to pay more then $5 is not worth going. cars and coffee is hard to beat and its free.
There was a black lgt in the lot when i parked and still there when i left.. Was that not u? "nuke tuned" on the rear window?
they ****ing ruined that car. ruined ruined ruined. the owner should be taken out back and beaten with one of his goatse wheels and sliced with his stupid ****ing illest stickers.
I'd still drive it regardless of what other people say. Its still nicer than any of the cars I've ever owned.