For you lonely types...possibly NSFW.

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  1. Aegis
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    That place breaks our wallets. It's so effing expensive, it's worse than Olive Garden.
     
  2. readymix
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    ORLY. Might have to pass on this since the price of dinner tends to skyrocket past reasonable levels. Maybe I'll pick up 50 wings and a bottle of Carribean Jerk sauce and make my own in the deep fryer.
     
  3. scoobypwnz201
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    sso it sounds like bee dubs tonight eh?
     
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    Nope. Sounds like I'm going to Jason and Steph's! :biggrin:
     
  5. scoobypwnz201
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    well party on shibby! btw i like your pig-nose :)
     
  6. readymix
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    Also, even though I'm straight ballin' cash money YO or whatever, I'm not doing a 70 dollar chicken wing evening tonight. Even though you did offer to buy myself and Aegis drinks, Erik, we're still going to pass. It costs me 20+ dollars in gas alone to get out there, and I've never spent less than 30 on a meal. 50 dollar chicken wings isn't in my budget at the moment.

    As for me buying 50 chicken wings and some BWs sauce for the deepfryer? That's still a 'maybe.'
     
  7. AWDimprezaL
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    Its cool, my wife's vag gets sandy sometimes too.
     
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  8. scoobypwnz201
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    wtf ? :ugh:
     
  9. Aegis
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    I'd be careful .. if i was you ... :iconpolice:

    I told you, I have a crowbar for when people get out of line :p
     
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    I forgot where i was for a moment, my deepest sympathies.
     
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    i :laugh:
     
  12. scoobypwnz201
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    thats soooo disturbing...
     
  13. scoobypwnz201
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    and you're going to bdubs tonight? YOU DONT NEED ANYMORE DRINKS :laugh:
     
  14. SomethingsWrong
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    i tried this the other day with a glad bag and some used carpet, i could not however find a sock large enough to go around the rolled up carpet and had to use tow straps.
     
  15. readymix
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    Trying to simulate the "hotdog in a hallway" sensation, eh?
     
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    warm bucket of water.
     
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  17. SomethingsWrong
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    Exactly, it wouldnt be right if I had a tight fifi.

    btw, if i happened to scavenge my rubber glove from a proctologists office would it still be a fifi or would it become a foofoo? lmk
     
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    ShortytheFirefighter Pokemans. I has none. Staff Member

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    It's ok, we all suffer from wishful thinking at times.
     
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    once, I was helping my sister move out of her apartment.
    the guy she was living with was cheating on her.

    we found a 'flesh light' in the closet.

    my dad opened it up, with a shocked look on his face.

    I told him to go wash his hands, lol.
     
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    Phi11, why do you seem to find random perverted things at family members' homes?
     
  21. readymix
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    Since we're bumping old threads, I figured I'd go with a true classic.
     
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    @phi11 never answered my question
     
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    I still have the same traveling FIFI that i made when you posted this! I haven't been lonely in years and i never leave home without it.

    Thank you Readymixx, you will always be in my thoughts every time that i reach in the sock drawer!;)
     
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    Maybe that should be ReadymiXXX (since you went to two x's).
     
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    You're like a true American hero, always prepared and ready for any situation to come up.
     
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    I know there are some of you prepping for military deployments...
     
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    This is good to know.
     
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    Just a couple months shy of 15 years for this classic thread. Unfortunately the link is dead, but I went and pulled a copy from the internet wayback machine.

    Happy Shelter in Place, COVIDiots!
     
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    I feel like this post didn't get the love it deserves


    *Edit, reading through the thread, I also see I call out @tangledupinblu every time this thread comes up, haha
     
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  30. TSTRBOY2004
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    but Joshs fifi does
     
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  31. tangledupinblu
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    My first love!
     

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