Funniest/Stupidest thing someone said about your Subi

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  1. silver03
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    Is that a Japanese car?
     
  2. tangledupinblu
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    "Dig a hole" has always been my favorite.

    And "why do you like Sheen, isn't he a total asshat!?"
     
  3. idget
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    So answer the question, how much did you pay for that neon looking turbo honda in your avatar?
    /asshat
     
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    I was told last night by a girl that my car looks like a "girl car". That girl is now buried underneath my deck in a black plastic bag.
     
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    that's why i put a Sti hood scoop on mines. the front is the only similarity.
     
  6. Glock_Turbo
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    lol, Lee, i would've walk around him, and say " so this is a mechanic?" and take off to Devoted auto where the owner actually owns 2 subarus
     
  7. Glock_Turbo
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    holy crap, how many cars do you wash a day? surely you'll know what kind of car it is even if debadged by now?
     
  8. Glock_Turbo
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    what? u guys didn't do a major Subaru beat down? lol:frantic:
     
  9. Glock_Turbo
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    stop at LaX b4 Josh directed us into the parking areas and the 2 couples sitting on the grass, the lady in low voice says "junk" while all the subys were lined up, my bro n law say, " and they want us to be nice to these people?" I jux rev my engine and gave them something to smell :byebye:
     
  10. idget
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    Multiquote. Use it.
     
  11. Glock_Turbo
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    ahhhhh now i know, lol I'm old school, jux come here to sell and buy stuffs, now starting to come around. thanks for the pointer
     
  12. SurlyOldManMN
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    I'm guessing that's the first 5th gen LGT he's ever seen. Most people don't know what it is unless they're specifically into subaru's.
     
  13. Ylime
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    is that a spec "b"..
    also got once at a stop light "do a burn out" my reply "its awd it doesnt do burnouts"..there reply "thats gay" as they peel out from the stop light in a old jeep grand Cherokee.
     
  14. WLGT
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    She's jealous cuz her car only has 90hp, is slow, is boring, is fwd, doesn't get compliments, is in the shop, isn't a SUBARU and doesn't have any sort of meet, cruise or hang out like a SUBARU!!

    She was just jealous, thats what u say when you's jealous/mad/upset/couldn't afford one/wish you had one etc.

    Should of rev'ed it up til you parked it or go rev it right in front of her and her man:bounce:
     
  15. Nuke
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    Pointless to make yourself look like an ass
     
  16. WLGT
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    She do it first.

    I like to fight over stupid stuff:)
     
  17. ShortytheFirefighter
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    Try backing off that fanboi throttle. You're getting into full retard territory.
     
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  18. WLGT
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    lol, yeah i looked at her for a split sec and smiled and feel back into line, bigger man, my bro n law wasn't cuz he was on some good stuff ;)
     
  20. derp
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    wtf is a jux
     
  21. Glock_Turbo
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    I saw your hoodscoop for sale, I think it's perfect for my S10, it's in the shop right now, i'll ask my mechanic. me "uhm this is a Subaru hood scoop, it's a fully functional hood scoop, meaning it has holes for bolts, and not 3m tape", never got back to me, he sounded like a tard too.
     
  22. WLGT
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    Not sure if this is a compliment or insult but co-worker
    " You got NOS in that thing"
    Me, "No, Turbo"
    Co-worker, "I can hear it"
    Both were driving beside each other
     
  23. blackozone
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    Did you chirp your BOV off at his window?
     
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  24. WLGT
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    ^ no, my stock turbo was just spooling up at 2500rpm. lol

    oem bov til it leaks then I'll "upgrade", same as my intercooler.
     
  25. blak04wrx
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    Well, in the hood it means something different, but I think he meant "Just". ;)
     
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    I just think SRT4s are awful looking. Looks like an angry pig.
     
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    I heard the same group of people sitting at the picnic tables say "look at all those ricers" while sitting near their multiple-different-hubcapped-pontiac-grand-prix
     
  28. Subie Lovers
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    I know both of those SRT4's looks like hot bacon ;)
     
  29. WLGT
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    Funny, Can't wait and see/listen for what they got for us next year?
     
  30. Tash
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    Don't know why you all worry when someone calls you a ricer, same people who don't run the track or strip so why even consider their opinions valid.
     
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  31. derp
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    It's really not THAT hard to type actual english, is it?
     
  32. SurlyOldManMN
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    Whatever ricer. Oh wai...

    *hangs head in shame*
     
  33. Nuke
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    Ricers
     
  34. blak04wrx
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    I do not find it difficult, maybe he was going for a little accent or swagger? :alien:
     
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  35. WLGT
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    I jux type and just click post reply:bounce:
     
  36. derp
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    The alien makes that perfect, haha
    you are going to give me an aneurism. >.<
     
  37. WLGT
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    A bit off topic but I thought this was funny.

    Coming home last night on 35E N and pennsylvania, these 2 idiots(in some 95 honda accords) were driving around 30mph taking both lanes and kept braking for no reason(which anyone would hate, including me) Had to follow them at 30mph for a bit then they both gunned it. I put it in 3rd gear and passed them both after the 3rd lane opens up from 94E.
    Wasn't racing, was just passing them. Hope I didn't embarrass because they were actually "racing each other".
    I just wanted to get home and didn't want to be going 30mph on the freeway for no reason.

    I thought that was funny, wonder what there reaction was when I passed them both "racing"
     
  38. Shibbs
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    This thread jux went full retard.
     
  39. derp
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    :facepalm:
     
  40. AWDimprezaL
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    I get far dumber comments about my fiero.

    Isn't it mid engine'd and FWD? No, you retard.
    Didn't all these start on fire? Obviously not, retard.
    Didnt these all have electrical fires? No, you idiot.
    Doesn't fiero stand for "fire"
     
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    Lol....
     
  42. readymix
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    One time this cop pulled me over and was all like "your exhaust is way too loud, and that vent on your hood and that wing on the back is illegal." And I was all like "nuh uh, it came with the car. And my exhaust isn't any louder than those Camaros and stuff." But you could tell he was all jealousse of my ride. So like, he brought back the ticket and it said on the ticket that I had to fix the problems. And one of the problems listed was "too much horsepower" :eek: The cop said that since it was so fast and badass, I had to get it de-tuned. I was stock of couse, essept for my catback. But he said if he ever caught me out again with all that power and stuff, he'd arrest me. So, as he was getting back into his car, I revved it up a few times. And like, these chicks on University ave turned around real quick and were like "whoa"! And so they started walking over to my whip, and the cop was all like "please move along, ladies" but they were like "screw off, pig, you're just jealouse of his ride." And so the cop went back to his car, and I revved it a few more times as the two hot girls got in. And then I tore off out of there, did and all wheel burnout! The cop saw it and started trying to chase me down, but I like took some corners at 80 mph, which was funny because one of the girls was totally trying to get down on my D and ended up flying around the front seat because her seatbelt wasnt on, lol. And i totally lost him. I saw him in my rearview and he totally gave up and turned off his flashers and stuff. And one of the girls was like "omg, is this thing like a ferrari or something?" LOL, dumb girls.
     
  43. blackozone
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    Did you black out when you launched it?
     
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    I blacked out every time I launched it. That's why I had to sell it. Those jealouse cops were like, camping out at my house, and they'd follow me around and stuff and pull me over for no reason. That's also why nobody on here ever heard about how I did 8 second runs at BIR. Because the cops would force the people that worked the booth to put up 13's on the displays. Or sometimes, they'd purposely race against me in their crappy american cars and make the booth people put my times below theirs because they were so jealouse that my little japanese car could be so much faster than their V8
     
  45. blackozone
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    Sounds like you needed more ZOMGERMAGEHRDROFLBOV!