What, are you jealouse of how balls out awesome my whip was? Don't go telling your friends this stuff liek it happened to you, dude.
Well not the outback but with my svt. The dealership (ordering a throwout bearing) told me specifically that ford never made a SVT Contour. Then proceeded to tell me that they made a SVT Taurus but that didn't have a MTX in 99. Same dealer ship tried to tell me that I didn't need a harden bolt for the bolt that puts the role resistor on the sub frame. Even though I had the broken one and was a class 8 bolt, and the part number was a class 8 bolt. Needless to say I now order out of Tousley in the cities and pay shipping.
How did you manage to spell the same word two different ways in the span of three sentences? Some guy told me I had the cleanest winless suubbiey he's ever seen. We frumrolled and now my exhaust tips are dirty. I think he was totally gay for me. Subbaru ftw. Subarru is the best australian car ever.
At Lake Calhoun this Tues, 1 of the joggers asked if my Legacy was the new one and that he likes it(8 years old now) Also said it can beat beat nicks sti(no, it's not that fast) Thanks for the compliments though
I remember the one time you let me drive your whipp in duluth, your dick flew right into my mouth we were going so fast.
You forgot to mention the part where his dick was already in your mouth, but when you went around that corner at 80mph it flew out and then flew back in when he corrected for the massive amounts of oversteer that are so prevalent in AWD cars.
Boss-"are you gonna make to work tomorrow? It's gonna be a snow storm through out the nite." Me(smiling)-"It's a subaru, I could beat your durango and Tim's excursion 350 through any snow on the highway" this was the day before I had to go pick up boss, because he hit a light post in his durango. funny thing, i came through the same road he was traveling in about 10min and was speeding, miss him slam on the brakes and back up pass his truck and pick him up! lol Me-" I just prove to you that I could beat you in reverse in the snow!" lol he asked alot of Q's about subaru after that
Trying to remove my header bolts on my bugeye with a pipe length on a 1/2" ratchet at the base auto shop... Pulling the pipe with everything I had I broke the bolt and the wrench then broke my face (a few stitches to keep people from seeing my teeth through my upper lip and a pretty well broken nose). The Sailor that drove me to the naval hospital cracked off this one liner: "When your CO asks you tomorrow what the other guy looked like, you can just say, like a Toyota!." Really good guy - had an awesome sense of humor. He waited around while I got patched up and was macking on some female Petty Officer when the doc came in and tells me "You want to change your story about the "auto shop"? Your buddy is telling my staff he "had your back" when you got hit in the face with a wrench by a huge Japanese guy". I can probably dig up some pictures of my face after the swelling went down. Not my proudest moment. Remember everybody - don't put your face in the path of where you want the wrench to go!
Nah, in the Mohave back then. Later - turned out the guy was one of the FMF Corpsman from my battalion and I had just never met him, just different companies and all.
I know this is an old thread, but I had to share what a guy I work with calls my car. "The lesbian NASCAR"! Haha!
This past fall, the gf and I went to a corn maze. While we were waiting in a line of cars to leave the parking lot, one of the attendants waving the flags asked me "How many torques does that scoop add?!". I just smiled and laughed since he was just making a joke (I think), but I never know what to say when people ask things like that.
I want to get a job at the dmv so I can ask every Subaru owner whether they want to change their license plate to "2MOMS"
My little cousin (16 year old) laughs and says "nice hood scoop" I said "at least it serves a purpose, unlike them stupid glue in ones". "How is that" he replies. Haha.
I try. But he's at that age where he "knows" everything! If he was having heart surgery, he'd probably tell the surgeon how to do it. Haha.
I spoke of this in another thread but, Service manager of a local Subaru dealership asked me if my Subaru was the AWD version .
a guy asked me if i needed help shoveling my car out the other day...i told him i think ill be just fine. he watched me get out no problems and says "wow i need a subaru."
At a stop light yesterday, "Nice car, it better be an STI" I respond "No, just a regular wrx" guy says "that's lame, still a nice lookin ride. You going to the proving grounds this year? You should race my Lexus, I'd be driving it now but its real wheel drive." I tell him "I dunno about the proving grounds, but that is why I love subies, AWD!" He gave me a thumbs down, and drove off. Haha.
He gave you the thumbs down because the 'coolest of cool' go to Proving Grounds(it's sponsored by MAP). If you don't, you are LAME.
Lol. Is it fun for any car? Even one that's near stock like mine? And that link brings me to a custom exhaust thread.
I could not tell you...i would have gotten a thumbs down for my "hell no" response that i would have given the Lexus guy. hahaha <Also lame.
It can be fun... it is what you make of it. I didn't even run last year. I just took pictures, consumed beer and hung out with people. We had a good time at the NF compound. Some people did drag racing... some did autoX ... some did track... and a few did all 3. Good times were had by all. It is a car event... how can you have a bad time? The link worked for me.
Sounds like a good time. I'll look into it. I have a feeling my time to do car stuff will slow down pretty soon when my son is born. And maybe tapatalk isn't working right because that link still brings me to a custom exhaust thread
Yeah, tapatalk is failing. That one doesn't work either. I remember seeing that thread tho, I'll look for it. Thanks for the link.
It slows down for awhile until they hit the age were they are all about learning and spending time with dad. My 3 year old loves hanging out in the garage under the car with me just holding a wrench and asking questions.
Back on topic... I was at Firestone one night and this short asian guy with long hair asked me, "wan race?" lolol
Last night, my annoying younger cousin (16 years old) asks " are you gonna turbo charge that thing" I told him it had one. He says "well are you gonna put a supercharger on it?"
Guy in an older style jag pulls up next to me: Guy - I bet those are fun to drive in the snow! Me - they can be, the awd and snow tires help Guy - I need to get one of those giant spoilers so I get more traction. Me - thinking to myself.. Really? Almost a good convo lol. I'm behind this guy at a light and I take a pic to post on here cause I thought it was funny.. What topped it off is I pulled up next to him at the next stop light and he tells me, "man, those srt4's are sick! I need to get one of those!" I have an 04 sti. Here is pic of said car
friend 1 after i arrive in my 5th gen LGT: "what is that, did you get a Lexus?" friend 2: "is that a Malibu?"
Me: I'm looking for floor mats for my 2011 Legacy Parts Dept: Is it the wagon? Me: I wish Parts Dept: Oh you like the wagons? Me: Yeah, if they made a 2011 wagon I would.
