Funniest/Stupidest thing someone said about your Subi

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  1. Jerf
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    I can't tell if that means you like the 5th gen wagon or not. lol
    I for one will trade my Burgundy Beauty in in a heart beat if Subaru announces a 2014 Legacy Turbo Wagon. :bounce:
     
  2. SurlyOldManMN
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    I love the 5th gen wagon's styling. It looks mean. Then again, part of the good looks is due to the more aggressive front end. Still, great looking car. Hit's all the style marks the Magnum missed.
     
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    Lol
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    ^ LOL, too awesome
     
  5. derp
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    Nice camry.
     
  6. thakrazymule
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    Had a good one the other day.
    Random dude on the lake: What is that?
    Me: Subaru
    Dude: Oh, from the land down under ay?
    Me: If you consider Japan "down under" then yes.
    Dude: Thought they were from Australia?
    Me: Nope.
    Dude: Are you sure?
    Me: Yes, and there are actually Subaru plants in 'merica now!
     
  7. tangledupinblu
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    Why would they call it Outback if it's not from Australia? And why would Mick Dundee promote them???

     
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    They have those 'vertically opposed' 'airplane motors'...
     
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    what kind engine you have in there?
    me: 2.0 turbo 240hp
    dude: I have a Lancer
    me: cool, but the STi have the 2.5's
    dude: that's not a Lancer? wait...that's a Subaru? (as he looks at the back of my car again, while he came from the front)
    me thinking, you lying POS, yeah sure you have a Lancer, can't even tell the difference from a Lancer and a Bugeye?
     
  10. derp
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    All of your stories in this thread are cool stories bro.
     
  11. yarpirate
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    This is how the conversation went in my imagination... Since no one ever talks to me, this is what you get!

    Truck in front of me at a turn light: "Look at that nancy-boy with his hood scoop. As an american truck owner, I am obligated to hate anything that is not an american truck. This is evident by my giant camo chevy decal on the back of my window. I will show this impudent whelp what's for!"
    Me: "I certainly hope this truck doesn't repeatedly hard brake check me and come to a complete stop multiple times in the middle of the lane."
    Truck: *comes to a complete stop multiple times in the lane* "That'll show him what I'm made of!!!!"
    Me: "I wish the asteroid that hit Russia would have been a few thousand times larger, and wiped all humanity off the face of the earth. We clearly do not deserve the gift of life."
    Truck: "Now, to rev a lot before turning off, but not before brake checking some more! My family probably thinks I am a superhero! Why are they yelling at me?!"
    Me: "I think I'm going to go home and drink myself unconscious."

    Please also file this under cool stories by Bro.