girl in subi

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  1. Mike
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    can you show me?
     
  2. Jerf
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    A/S/L ?
     
  3. Mike
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    17/F/where ever you want me
     
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    16/F/Blonde/prefer in the pooper
     
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    18/f/DTF
     
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    44/f/in my pontiac grand prix on my way to the bowling alley
     
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    This creepy level is up there with sniffing office chairs.
     
  8. Curry
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    Wait, since when did all these hot blondes buy Subarus?! Can I get your number(s)?????
     
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    6512482671
     
  10. blackozone
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    Girls, girls. Be my girls.
     
  11. dynonacht
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    Great thread, will read again.
     
  12. Nhibbs
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    867-5309!
     
  13. Nhibbs
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    you just reminded me! There are a few chairs in my office I haven't sniffed yet this week!
     
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    I guess I already had your number stored in my phone under "loose sloppy whore"
     
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    But I'm YOUR loose sloppy whore! ;)
    Call me maybe?
     
  16. Curry
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    Correction: one of...

    Booty call you maybe.
     
  17. Nhibbs
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    I'll even throw in an STI for for free ;)
    Won't tell which one but it rhymes with "HIV." Also, I'm allergic to latex.
     
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    omg! did someone say hot blondes in Subarus!!! and Girls girls girls!
     
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  19. Mike
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    i like girlz
     
  20. Jerf
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    We should get together for some scissoring ;) call me on my phone girlllll
     
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    scissor me timbers
     
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    Well, this thread went completely south. I am kinda sad I missed out on this round. :(
     
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    ^we missed you too.
     
  24. WLGT
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    Pedophile :eek:
     
  25. Legsaucy
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    Pretty sure whatever girl he was looking for was on her way back to her kitchen where she belongs making sammichs, followed by a night of cleaning her rims in the bathtub. In which case who can blame the guy for going full rapey stalker? So judgemental...

    Such lulz too bad he got scared off already :(.
     
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    Rapey is probably the best word to describe OP
     
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  27. Ryan FailRad
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    I just saw a female in a subaru impreza should I have followed her home to get the rape on?
     
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    OP is so rapey I wouldn't be surprised if his next post was titled "Has anyone else noticed the price of roofies skyrocket recently?!"
    I bet he wears white Oakley's and a flat brimmed hat and his favorite movie is the trailer for the matrix reloaded.
     
  29. tangledupinblu
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    Her name is KSAL.
     
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    Maybe even cool enough to make his vehicle stanced. hella street cred brochacho
     
  31. derp
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    He should pm stuck686 to get the hookup for some yellow overlays for his fogs, brah
     
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    They could probably make babies together
     
  33. yarpirate
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    OP come back :( Surely you can take a few minutes out of your busy day to educate some more haters.
     
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  34. Tim the Plumber
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    FAP FAP FAP
     
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    He wont be back. You guys slapped his peepee right on the tip. He wasn't gaining any traction, and he had a severe lack of reading comprehension. I'm pretty sure he's going to tuck tail and not return.
     
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    "Broke Haters"
     
  37. blackozone
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    OP was on this morning. Sad to see we won't be hooking up. It was nice while it lasted.
     
  38. freeze2104
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    Good read. "Haters gon hate"
     
  39. Ylime
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    "bryanx1000 So it was you that I raced" op post in my profile....
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  41. tangledupinblu
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    Lawlz....emilY is skreetracer!
     
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    OP is smooth like chunky peanut butter.
     
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    If OP just wanted to race, why didn't he say so?
    Everyone knows that mnsubaru street races are held on 35e south of St. Paul every Tuesday night at 7:30pm.
    Everything in the "Winter Tuesday meet" thread is just written in code. "Old Chicago" really means we are racing on 35e and "TGIF" means 394W.
    Wut a noooob
     
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    I thought it was the piece just north if the twin cities? Or are you talking the practice freeway? This might explain why I only ever see Honda tards
     
  45. Kneel Weiß
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    This...thank you...so much...
     
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