HOW NOT TO ACT PART 3: The Urinal is Self Cleaning.

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  1. xAciDx
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    The porcelain god can educate all new comers how he can clean the back of urinals after a night of heavy drinking with his high flow
     
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    He's having a tantrum. I've seen this before in a grocery store. Best to just let him get it out of his system.
     
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    This may come as a surprise, but that was a metaphor. And the "urinal" was "MNSubaru."
     
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    I was never going to get help from you or your porcelain god you seem intent on driving any new comers away so I am simply waiting for your master to exercise his lust for power and do what he is foaming at the mouth to do.
     
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    But I do have a strong stream for a man my age.
     
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    I changed my mind, I don't hope you stick around. This is just pathetic.
     
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    I totally agree with your metaphor it is a urinal hopefully the decent members can find there way out of it.
     
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    Oooo I have a master now? I have never had such privileges. Could I perhaps borrow some of your knowledge on cheap body kits so that I may better satisfy him?
     
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    The decent members are the ones that have been here for over a decade, and the new ones that have come along since it's inception and stuck around and remained a contributing part of the community.

    The filth gets rinsed out and ends up on Facebook posting stancetard pics and whiny monologues to the MNSubiez group.
     
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    As my last comment to new people entering the subaru club leave now before you post anything they will run you out or ban you send you to another place because they arent looking for new people i will be your martyr so you can avoid wasting your time flee the urinal while you can
     
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    Moments of promise followed by mostly disappointment.

    All these ****ty new members are like a bad Prom story line in teen movies.
     
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    Like watching a train wreck. I can’t look away.....
     
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    Lol I like how he changes his location and Avatar. But at least leaves us with one last tidbit to make fun of him on how he cant spell somewhere.
     
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    LOL, you're no martyr. You're just the latest in a long list of people that came on here with a chip on their shoulder on day one, acted like an entitled ass, then got shown the door.

    Fun fact, since the last "martyr", we've probably had a couple hundred new users that didn't brick their virtual pants and storm off like a child. We get new users all the time, you're in the minority here. We were all just joking about an hour ago about how we get one of you about once a year and that we were about due for a new one.

    But your soggy, tear-soaked whining will fit riiiiiiiight in over on the Facebook group.
     
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    Here you go, for posterity:
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    You can right click and save that "somwhere" on your smartphone or PC.
     
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    all I can think of is a deaf guy reading lyrics, "somwhere, over ranbow..."
     
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    F5, F5, F5.
     
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    Sorry fella, but ol xXEdGy_McEdGeRsOnXx has been put out to pasture.
     
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    Looks like a few hours of work in the garage. No prob.
     
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    If you had watched some YouTube videos, you'd know that it should only take an hour and 15 minutes to accomplish that look.
     
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    Lest ye be trod upon...
     
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    I am never selling the ****ing pulley am I?
     
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    I'll barter for it. But yeah probably not gonna get actual money for it.
     
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    TL;DR
    OP likes Kia
    His skin is hella thick.. Don't try him
    Lacks understanding of legit recommendations
    Pee is still stored in ballz
    Urinals are a great place to congregate
    Will need to install these body MODS after he crashes his car on generic all season tyres this winter
    Mikhail still haz pulley

    /end
     
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    Gone so soon. It was good entertainment while it lasted. Till the next one...

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    "Mikhail still haz pulley" is my favorite coda to this symphony.
     
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    Dang, I always make it to the party after it ends :(
     
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    solid tl:dr, all points were nailed.

    fwiw, Muk will never, NEVER sell that pulley.
     
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    *MODDED
     
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    Readymixx...King of the Porcelonians!!1!!one!1!!! lullz


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    Just wanted to say as a new person to this forum and the world of forums in general. Thanks for being a legit helpful crew.
     
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    That's because you drive a Subaru.

    But you made it here before me.

    Seriously, this place needs an alarm for this $h!t.
     
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    Damn, you beat me to it.
     
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    This was the best part of my day.......which is pretty pathetic
     
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    I wish he would have stuck around long enough to post the enviable partout thread. Might have to dust off the old faceballz account for that kind of closure.

    That was a lot of excitement, now I can't sleep.
     
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    There was some moron on there recently trying to partout a 2018 WRX because he thought he'd get way more money that way. Enough to buy a GTR...
     
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    Stuff like this makes the Infiniti Q50 forum look like church (not that there's anything wrong with that). They mostly just talk about CARS. WTF?
     
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    Because Subaru.
     
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    I enjoy discovering and reading these threads after the fact. One can read it through it in a single pass and ride the wave of emotion to it's inevitable conclusion.
     
  41. idget
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    I know at least 5 people at or above 100k into their subaru... only 1 was kind of intentional/pre-planned... I guess 100k is the new 50k?

    Recently it's a product of vapelyfe, one too many monster energy drinks, and social capital. Also this:

     
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    Nah, you lose out on the anticipation. It's like binge watching a TV show instead of being stuck on the edge of your seat only to be left on a cliff hanger episode after episode.
     
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    I hate cliffhangers. The writers are just manipulating you. I prefer to manipulate myself.

    Wait... That didn't sound right.
     
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    Shoulda bought a 911.
     
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    Does my $50 ebay lip mean I have a body kit?
     
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