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TSTRBOY2004 · Aug 16, 2007

tbone said: ↑

WTF?lol
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wrxboy2003 said: ↑

you need to seperate the text by breaking it with a colon (not rays) so the flow is correct.......

and I messed a semi-colon...

"I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse."

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grammar

Grammar

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lyk omg!

The original Greek's grammer pantheon consisted of multiple rule, quite referals to different part of Borat. For instance, "noun" were the Greek grammars of object, and "verbs" was the Greek grammars of actions, although there was regional variations in who followed which grammers. As times progressed, and civilisations rise and fell, the property of all these grammers was combined into a single grammers called "speelcheck". Any sentence which were pleasing to spellcheck would then is digests by the masses as truths. However, different peoples from different area useing different spellcheckers, and this will been the causes of many major war (such as crusade and the war of the proses). Grammar the Untouchable, the English hero of grammar, has recently been re-discovered by historians.
Gangsta up in here, is the mainizzle grammatizzyhowazzyfizzizzle of the hood.
On a related note, though, nobody in the world are good at grammar. Nobody. In fact, let's call it grammer and add an exclammation point: gramm!er. Everyone who complain's is gremmar nazzi's.

[edit] Improper Grammar

The following sentence has improper Grammar.

T-bone helped his uncle jack off a horse.
In the example above, the sentence is meant to convey that the the subject (Tommy) assisted his uncle (Jack) in dismounting from his horse. However, the sentence is confused with the lack of commas, which are meant to provide stops in the sentence, and therefore create clarity. Proper use of commas here would look as follows.

T-bone helped his uncle, jack, off a horse.
However, our sentence is not perfect yet, as the word "jack" is actually a proper noun, and All Proper Nouns Must Be Capitalized, Regardless Of Where They Lie In A Sentence. This is especially important here, as the word "jack" may be confused for it's slang meaning "to steal your ****" (ebonics). Hence...

T-bone helped his uncle, Jack, off a horse.
But grammar can be a tricky thing, and our sentence is still not complete. The closing of the sentence, "off his horse", also creates issues. This word choice may bring up images of clichÃ© such as "Get off your high horse", and "Get off your high horse, mother****er." The simplest of word changes, "dismount", is also problematic, as the word "mount" often has sexual implications, which of course we want to avoid, especially since there is an animal in the sentence. Therefore, we must carefully select word choices which have no sexual implications.

T-bone helped his uncle, Jack, masturbate his horse until orgasm.
(The above sentence can be found in the script for the movie Shane.)

again.. England and Australia actually teach correct ENGRISH... ha ha
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is this better Tommy

wall of tvs · Aug 16, 2007

No Readymix thread is complete until the notion of jacking off a horse is brought forth.

tangledupinblu · Aug 16, 2007

wall of tvs said: ↑

No Readymix thread is complete until the notion of jacking off a horse is brought forth.
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^^Truth.

Aegis · Jun 27, 2018

I think the shoutbox needs to review this thread. One of these days I'm just gonna dump a pic of a dictionary in there when you are least expecting it.

derp · Jun 27, 2018

You won't do it

Aegis · Jun 27, 2018

derp said: ↑

You won't do it
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Watch me.

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