Idiots come on in

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  1. kruthles
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    I brought my evo to the mnsubaru ice races...

    :facepalm:
     
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    I brought a Dodge Magnum one year.
     
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    Fixed and improved.
     
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    Ah. I understand. This must be for an internship. (at which you're about to embarrass yourself because you had the internet do your homework for you when you were supposed to be learning)

    Or perhaps you're looking for answers to an argument you had with your buddies? (with which you're about to embarrass yourself because you had the internet do your homework for you when you were supposed to be learning)

    Or perhaps your parents are testing your knowledge to see if you learned anything in college? (and you're about to embarrass yourself because you had the internet do your homework for you when you were supposed to be learning)

    Or is this for a job interview? (at which you're about to embarrass yourself because you had the internet do your homework for you when you were supposed to be learning)

    Or are you trying to answer someone ELSE'S post on another forum, trying to show you know what you're talking about? (on which you're about to embarrass yourself because you had the internet do your homework for you when you were supposed to be learning)

    Perhaps you're doing someone ELSE'S homework? (which you're about to embarrass THEM because you had the internet do your homework for you when you were supposed to be learning)

    Or, God forbid, this is for an actual JOB? (at which you're about to embarrass yourself because you had the internet do your homework for you when you were supposed to be learning)

    Hmmm. Are any of the above correct?
     
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    NO, clearly this intellectual was sitting around his home, surrounded by lasers, and he thought to himself "I wonder what the output beam wattage would be if I were to combine a couple of these lasers in a focusing lens array." With his weekend yardwork completed, and nothing else left to do for the day, he decided he would figure out the mathematics involved and solve for wattage.

    Maybe, sneefy, if you weren't such an uneducated trog, you would understand and appreciate this unwarranted quest for knowledge. And then you could discuss with him the finer points of coupling beams. But you're an idiot, and you have no need to know the output wattage of multiple lasers. You probably just point them at the floor for cats or something. How quaint.
     
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    I would discuss it with you more, but I am currently busy trying to get members of a Subaru Legacy forum to do my homework for me.
     
  7. sneefy
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    LOL. Well, I DID come into the thread for idiots... Heck I was the first to reply!

    What is .17HMR doing in here? He's clearly beyond all of us in the intellect department. He even says so.

    Maths and I don't get along terribly well, but at least I can read and obey thread titles...

    Signed: Proud uneducated Troglodyte.
     
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  8. sneefy
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    I coupled his mother's beams.
     
  9. readymix
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    He hasn't been around in a while, but we should get the resident math guy WALLOFTVS in here.
     
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  10. sneefy
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    WOT_Boy too. He does math for FUN.

    (And is in school to be a math prof, actually...)

    Unstoppable team of Mathawesomeness.
     
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    I like pie.
     
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    All of these were lovely, thank you.
     
  13. readymix
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    He is in Montana. I dont think they have internets.
     
  14. sneefy
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    Thank you, Sir.
     
  15. sneefy
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    Indeed. I haven't seen him since last summer. I've seen him post on Farcebook on occasion, (When he's not in the wild or playing bike polo) so dial-up must have just made its way to Montucky.
     
  16. ShortytheFirefighter
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    Your newsletter, I would like to request a subscription.
     
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  17. sneefy
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    I'm thinking of buying a Honda.

    Wait, that's not idiotic...
     
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    when I was 12 I decided to ski down a hill that was above my abilities.. Needless to say I could not stop myself when I got to the bottom of the hill. So I decided to grab onto the fence to slow down which was a bad idea as my ski's went underneath me and I slid into the fence and got stuck. I busted my knee pretty good.

    last week i forgot to re leave the pressure in the glazer machine at work before unhooking the nipples (that sounds dirty) which resulted in glaze shooting out towards the ceiling like a geyser and getting me and the entire bakery covered in hot sticky glaze. what can I say I have blond hair!
     
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    So hot...
     
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    This came to mind..
     

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  21. tangledupinblu
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    Lullz. She is an idiot for sure.
     
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    katy perry is pretty much an idot, marrying a sex addict. you should have seen my hair, no need for hair spary my hair was crunchy hard...why does this sound so worng..yet soo innocent damnit.
     
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    There's something about Emily? lolol
     
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    there sure is... not sure if its all good..but hey im special.
     
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    Covered everything in a hot sticky glaze, huh? lolol
     
  26. Hamuga
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    When I was 17 and in the Boy Scouts, I threw a can of mixed fruit in the campfire after the adults went to bed.
    When it blew up it sent burning fruit to the edges of the universe.
    It managed to light everything from grass and trees to tents on fire.
    Highlight of the weekend.
    Everyone survived.
     
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    I once ziptied everyones tent zippers shut after a long night of drinking... I though it was funny but they didn't... It happened to be at an annual event... So for the next few years I couldn't figure out why no one wanted to talk to me... Duh

    PS LAX here I come ;)
     
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    So if I get stuck in my tent your car may become a submarine
     
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    My driveway is somewhat of a hill, long story short, my jack bent and dropped the tribeca's left front hub right onto the concrete, nothing happend, but I still feel like an idiot, ALWAYS USE SAFETY STANDS!
     
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    Wow, that is so fantastic.
     
  31. sneefy
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    I am going to try this.
     
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    At the LAX event???
     
  33. Hamuga
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    The trick is to get a large enough can of fruit that the pressure really builds up before it explodes, and make sure the fire is big enough to make decent sized shrapnel.

    With all the stupid things we did in Scouts I am seriously surprised that all of us survived.
     
  34. WRXwagonMAFIA
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    bought a lowered vehicle in SLC. For those of you who don't know SLC has gutters on every street and storm drain every 6 miles. High desert dont get much rain. pain in the ass to go through almost every intersection at 45 degrees. got back on stock springs, but my bumper still has spider cracks and the paint is chipped in the front. I need to get it repainted but I'm too poor right now and still don't have a job in Minneapolis.
     
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    n00b of the year with that sig!
     
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    I bought a Dodge Ram... I need to go to a doctor.
     
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    **fixed**

    Just wanna fit in... lol
     
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    I own a Dodge Dakota :facepalm: ... I'll see you at the doctor