In this thread, no win can be found. You could say it is "winless"

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  1. Jackstand
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    My rice bucket? My car looks completely stock haha ... Whatever man you are clearly not running on all 4 cylinders
     
  2. 02subbieRS
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    this thread is full of lolz
     
  3. SILVERwrx69
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    this is the internet man not your high school english class. as for his long ass post i didn't bother to read it. this is one of the longest threads in this section of the forum. this should be a sticky
     
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    n00b settings, is winless.
     
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    ShortytheFirefighter Pokemans. I has none. Staff Member

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    Actually, for once I'll agree with you. This thread should be stickied as an example of not to act on a forum. It could also be an example of why reading comprehension seems to be harder for some people than others, or how some people need to grow a thicker skin when they're online. We could even use this as an example of why more people need to start using birth control, the lack of which has given us you and your stunning insights.

    Mods, I vote that this get stickied.
     
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    :ban: This guy just likes being an asshat to be an asshat and finds insulting people amusing
     
  7. 02subbieRS
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    ^^ I don't think we'd go that far yet. He just need to understand that what started all this was a simple harmless joke. There is no need to get super defensive. I wouldn't dare try to insult the mods either. That was kind of stupid on his part. Can we just find someone to trade trunks with him so this monstrosity of fail ends? :)
     
  8. readymix
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    Jesus, dude. Are you really this dense? And I know you read my post, because you're still in here miserably trying to defend yourself.

    You've made it abundantly clear that you don't wish to be a part of the community. It happens. And there's no reason to sticky this thread. We get one just like you every few months. And they are all just like you. They have some unoriginal name that uses a Subaru related word and then ends in 69. And they are humorless, self absorbed jackasses that fly off the handle as soon as they are presented with simple social interactions. They get all butthurt about something little, like you did, then they mouth off to the moderators that try to help them. Everyone points out to them that they are acting the fool, but they seem oblivious to it. Then they get banned.
     
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    ^^ I agree. Well said.
     
  10. WRX1
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    But we would have to change the title of the thread back to a "winless trunk" so everyone for years to come can fully enjoy the lols.

    Sometimes they just send a email to the site owner (that is me) and cry that all the mods are mean and since this community is so worthless that they would like me to delete their account. Then I usually copy pasta that to the mod forum so we can laugh at them.

    Russ
     
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    Entertainment value gone. Lock thread is my vote. Use ban hammer later. OP - good luck with your quest.
     
  12. 02subbieRS
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    ^Pretty much. This is getting sad, That is all.
    Russ, where exactly is this list of what could possibly be the best lolz of the site? ;)
     
  13. readymix
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    That's a little more isolated. It takes some serious unwarranted self importance to email the site admin to have their account deleted. It's the internet equivalent of taking your ball and going home.

    Still, they are all good for some laughs. I also suggested something similar to this to Aegis on my drive home yesterday. Have a forum called "The Fail Bag" or something. A sort of "how not to act" forum with stickied and locked examples of things such as this. Where people become extraordinary jackasses and get banned. As a sort of example for "what not to do."
     
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    Sometimes they get deleted, there were alot of hard deletes by new moderators that didn't know we like to save stuff like this for laughs later. I'm sure I can compile a decent list of failures around here. I've been around forever and usually got involved in the more humorous drama.
     
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    Aahh. Too bad. I am always in need of a good laugh.
     
  16. Moleness
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    The winless is strong in this thread.
     
  17. 02subbieRS
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    hahahahahaha.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Let's just say this, I've weathered far better trolls than this clown.

    That guy thought he was 100% gangsta. If I remember correctly, he got bent out of shape because a couple people saw his car for sale thread and thought the price was ridiculous. Which it was. It was like 2k over bluebook, and all he had on the car was underbody lights, and an intake or something. And within a few posts, he's threatening us with gun violence and pit bulls.
    There was another guy that threatened to bring his Glock to firestone, said he kept it under the seat. All tough guy gangsters have Glocks BTW. Because that's what the rap songs are about.

    There was a thread where a guy took his car to get serviced and it got broken into out on the lot where he parked it. The lot has signs up that say the dealer isn't responsible for your belongings. But he left his belongings in there anyway. So he told his story on here, and after a few posts, it was evident he wasn't going to get the sympathy he was looking for, so he got super butthurt.

    And don't get me started on the rules change for For Sale posts. That was a fiasco and a half.
     
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    oh wow. interesting character.
     
  23. phi11
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    let us not forget that old chestnut from ImprezaWrx9 (wrx8u)
     
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    Yeah, that one too.
     
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    Short throw?
     
  26. ShortytheFirefighter
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    Have you ever tried to come up with a good rhyme for Sig Sauer or Heckler & Koch? It's the easiest one :laugh:

    Although Jack Bauer would work...

    That's it, I'm off to start a new career!
     
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    He's number two in my little storytime above, I chose not to mention his name as I believe it summons him.
     
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    well guys, my hats off to those of you that worship the subaru gods. it has been fun messing with you all. this is taking up to much of my time, but its just been so fun seeing you guys all worked up. anyways you guys win. i am certainly too ricy and adolescent to be your presences. see you guys when i grow up
     
  29. SurlyOldManMN
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    I'm not sure how else one would consolidate and arrange those thoughts. Having met readymix in person, I'm confident that was the abridged version of what was on his mind.

    Maybe SILVERwrx69 is a ninja copy editor, intentionally butchering grammar and structure to throw us off the trail?


    Edit: I guess we'll never know...
     
  30. readymix
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    Yeah, I can tell you were laughing the whole time.
     
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    Wow. That's all there is to say about that.
     
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    So does that mean I can't buy this trunk, now?
     
  33. readymix
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    I'd venture to guess that this is now a "no win" situation.
     
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    Not sure it ever even existed.
     
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    You mean to say...

    it's winless?
     
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    Yes, it is without win. It is winless.
     
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    This thread has no Nguyen
     
  38. Jackstand
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    Well if the car and person doesnt exist then im going crazy cause i saw him on 494 and he looked ricer as hell
     
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    Nguyenless
     
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    If a thread title is teh win, can it still be said that the thread is truly winless?
     
  41. ShortytheFirefighter
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    This thread is full of win and fail at the same time.

    What a paradox...
     
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    There is no win or fail in the green glass room.
     
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    :eek4: i almost forgot to pray to the subaru gods today! :eek4: thank you for reminding me! we must keep the subaru gods happy!
     
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    Wow, the things you miss when you are stuck at work all day...

    :iamwithstupid:
     
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    This spectator gives a standing ovation for this thread!