In this thread, no win can be found. You could say it is "winless"

Actually, for once I'll agree with you. This thread should be stickied as an example of not to act on a forum. It could also be an example of why reading comprehension seems to be harder for some people than others, or how some people need to grow a thicker skin when they're online. We could even use this as an example of why more people need to start using birth control, the lack of which has given us you and your stunning insights.

Mods, I vote that this get stickied.

 

Jesus, dude. Are you really this dense? And I know you read my post, because you're still in here miserably trying to defend yourself.

You've made it abundantly clear that you don't wish to be a part of the community. It happens. And there's no reason to sticky this thread. We get one just like you every few months. And they are all just like you. They have some unoriginal name that uses a Subaru related word and then ends in 69. And they are humorless, self absorbed jackasses that fly off the handle as soon as they are presented with simple social interactions. They get all butthurt about something little, like you did, then they mouth off to the moderators that try to help them. Everyone points out to them that they are acting the fool, but they seem oblivious to it. Then they get banned.

 

But we would have to change the title of the thread back to a "winless trunk" so everyone for years to come can fully enjoy the lols.

Sometimes they just send a email to the site owner (that is me) and cry that all the mods are mean and since this community is so worthless that they would like me to delete their account. Then I usually copy pasta that to the mod forum so we can laugh at them.

Russ

 

That's a little more isolated. It takes some serious unwarranted self importance to email the site admin to have their account deleted. It's the internet equivalent of taking your ball and going home.

Still, they are all good for some laughs. I also suggested something similar to this to Aegis on my drive home yesterday. Have a forum called "The Fail Bag" or something. A sort of "how not to act" forum with stickied and locked examples of things such as this. Where people become extraordinary jackasses and get banned. As a sort of example for "what not to do."

 

Sometimes they get deleted, there were alot of hard deletes by new moderators that didn't know we like to save stuff like this for laughs later. I'm sure I can compile a decent list of failures around here. I've been around forever and usually got involved in the more humorous drama.

 

The winless is strong in this thread.

 

Let's just say this, I've weathered far better trolls than this clown.

That guy thought he was 100% gangsta. If I remember correctly, he got bent out of shape because a couple people saw his car for sale thread and thought the price was ridiculous. Which it was. It was like 2k over bluebook, and all he had on the car was underbody lights, and an intake or something. And within a few posts, he's threatening us with gun violence and pit bulls.
There was another guy that threatened to bring his Glock to firestone, said he kept it under the seat. All tough guy gangsters have Glocks BTW. Because that's what the rap songs are about.

There was a thread where a guy took his car to get serviced and it got broken into out on the lot where he parked it. The lot has signs up that say the dealer isn't responsible for your belongings. But he left his belongings in there anyway. So he told his story on here, and after a few posts, it was evident he wasn't going to get the sympathy he was looking for, so he got super butthurt.

And don't get me started on the rules change for For Sale posts. That was a fiasco and a half.

 

http://mnsubaru.com/forums/showthre...WRX-Sedan-57kmiles-15-500?p=351895#post351895

There ya go. The post I quoted above was deleted from the thread, so you can't see it. But it was there, along with alot of people jumping aboard the failboat to help it sink. But you get the idea.

 

Yeah, that one too.

 

Have you ever tried to come up with a good rhyme for Sig Sauer or Heckler & Koch? It's the easiest one :laugh:

Although Jack Bauer would work...

That's it, I'm off to start a new career!

 

He's number two in my little storytime above, I chose not to mention his name as I believe it summons him.

 

I'm not sure how else one would consolidate and arrange those thoughts. Having met readymix in person, I'm confident that was the abridged version of what was on his mind.

Maybe SILVERwrx69 is a ninja copy editor, intentionally butchering grammar and structure to throw us off the trail?


Edit: I guess we'll never know...

 

Yeah, I can tell you were laughing the whole time.

 

I'd venture to guess that this is now a "no win" situation.

 

Yes, it is without win. It is winless.

 

Nguyenless

 

If a thread title is teh win, can it still be said that the thread is truly winless?

 

This thread is full of win and fail at the same time.

What a paradox...

 

Wow, the things you miss when you are stuck at work all day...

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