Clearly it has been a rough week, as I looked at the thread quick and thought that it was only a 1 pager... nope. Now I look like the dope who didn't look ahead to read the next 5 pages...wait I am. But thanks for the laughs fellas.
Set n00b settings to stun. If you change your settings, it's only about 3 pages. Makes it easier to sift through the longer threads.
He was having a hard time coming up with the words to type at the time. It was tough to see the screen with his visor turned backwards and the gel he uses to spike his hair into a faux-hawk running down his forehead into his eyes. I'm sure had that not been the case, he'd have said something like "well, I banged his mom" or something witty like that.
Which reminds me. Anyone that has a fauxhawk is a jackass. Always. If you can't commit to a real mohawk, then don't bother. I know the gays in Fallout Boy and Green Day did it, and you thought it was edgy and 'omg punk rawk' or whatever. But it's not.
Sorry Jason, nobody (at least around here) tries to be punk (rawk) punk is dead, buried, and grassed over, much like hella flush.
ZOMGHellaflush is, unfortunately, NOT dead. I wish it was. I submit the following forum as proof: http://clubroadster.net Specifically this thread: http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/showthread.php?t=13839 Also, I shave my head, but maintain a fauxhawk in...other places. You heard me.
You have a Justin Beiber cut, not a faux hawk. And it's only gonna get you bitches that'll land you in jail. Then that hair cut will make you someone's bitch.
Lee is everyone's bitch already. I honestly thought he was gay when I first met him. That kid needs splints on his wrists to keep his hands from drooping. He's such a fairy, his feet never touch the ground.
Underage bitches are still bitches... Chicks dig gay guys, don't be hatin because see more ass than a toilet seat. I'm thinking about buying a Miata soon, bitches love drop-tops.
Well yeah, I've had the distinct pleasure of hanging out around you. You know, you really should seek help. It sucks when we meet up as a group to get dinner or something, and we're just there to have a good time and eat food and socialize. But the good times keep getting interrupted by you trying to convince the Portuguese waiter to go into the men's restroom and take a dump on your face while you snap pictures with your iPhone. See how I said iPhone...I'm trying to bring this thread full circle again.
It's not my fault that guy was a ladyboy, you would have tried to **** him too. And don't drag the iPhone into this, Steve Jobs is a glorious revolutionary! No one makes equipment as easy to use and reliable as Apple, you're just jealous because you can't afford it. Sent from my iPhone using Portugese excrement.
And by full circle, I mean "all iphone users like to have men take a dump on their face and/or genitals while someone photographs."
How am I supposed to know that? I guess that didn't come out the four times I went to uni to listen to the n00bs talk about their stage 2 cars or front mounts.
I was trying to find a photo of the legacy wagon, w/ all the graffiti on it. Disks & disks full of photos. Those were the days.....