It's been a rough week...AKA: If you get offended, you get banned.

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  1. JuStaWRX
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    Clearly it has been a rough week, as I looked at the thread quick and thought that it was only a 1 pager... nope. Now I look like the dope who didn't look ahead to read the next 5 pages...wait I am.

    But thanks for the laughs fellas.
     
  2. readymix
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    Set n00b settings to stun. If you change your settings, it's only about 3 pages. Makes it easier to sift through the longer threads.
     
  3. EBR15
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    you do that.
     
  4. blackozone
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    ****ing awesome.
     
  5. AWDimprezaL
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    Why dont you go piss your pants again!
     
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    .....
     
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  8. blackozone
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    That guy in the Corvette shirt just went from six to midnight.
     
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  10. readymix
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    He was having a hard time coming up with the words to type at the time. It was tough to see the screen with his visor turned backwards and the gel he uses to spike his hair into a faux-hawk running down his forehead into his eyes. I'm sure had that not been the case, he'd have said something like "well, I banged his mom" or something witty like that.
     
  11. readymix
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    Which reminds me. Anyone that has a fauxhawk is a jackass. Always. If you can't commit to a real mohawk, then don't bother. I know the gays in Fallout Boy and Green Day did it, and you thought it was edgy and 'omg punk rawk' or whatever. But it's not.
     
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    Sorry Jason, nobody (at least around here) tries to be punk (rawk) punk is dead, buried, and grassed over, much like hella flush.
     
  13. blackozone
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    I have a faux hawk and it gets me more bitches than you ever had. Like your mom, for instance.
     
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    [YOUTUBE]chiVMrWMHko[/YOUTUBE]
     
  16. predavore
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    You have a Justin Beiber cut, not a faux hawk. And it's only gonna get you bitches that'll land you in jail. Then that hair cut will make you someone's bitch.
     
  17. readymix
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    Lee is everyone's bitch already. I honestly thought he was gay when I first met him. That kid needs splints on his wrists to keep his hands from drooping. He's such a fairy, his feet never touch the ground.
     
  18. blackozone
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    Underage bitches are still bitches...

    Chicks dig gay guys, don't be hatin because see more ass than a toilet seat. I'm thinking about buying a Miata soon, bitches love drop-tops.
     
  19. readymix
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    Fixed that for you.
     
  20. blackozone
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    You'd know all about the finer details of male seduction, wouldn't you?
     
  21. SurlyOldManMN
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    *Something about your mom goes here.*
     
  22. readymix
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    Well yeah, I've had the distinct pleasure of hanging out around you. You know, you really should seek help. It sucks when we meet up as a group to get dinner or something, and we're just there to have a good time and eat food and socialize. But the good times keep getting interrupted by you trying to convince the Portuguese waiter to go into the men's restroom and take a dump on your face while you snap pictures with your iPhone. See how I said iPhone...I'm trying to bring this thread full circle again.
     
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    It's not my fault that guy was a ladyboy, you would have tried to **** him too. And don't drag the iPhone into this, Steve Jobs is a glorious revolutionary! No one makes equipment as easy to use and reliable as Apple, you're just jealous because you can't afford it.

    Sent from my iPhone using Portugese excrement.
     
  24. readymix
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    And by full circle, I mean "all iphone users like to have men take a dump on their face and/or genitals while someone photographs."
     
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    What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

    "Let's go get Jobs."
     
  26. blackozone
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    I like hardcore boys: I like boys hardcore.
     
  27. sneefy
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    MNSUBARU crowd loves the...

     
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    Brian is at Acme Comedy Club Thurs, Fri, and Sat next week....
     
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    How am I supposed to know that? I guess that didn't come out the four times I went to uni to listen to the n00bs talk about their stage 2 cars or front mounts.
     
  30. phi11
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    at first I was like: Oh hi.
     
  31. phi11
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    then I was:
    (yes, butt licking)
     
  32. phi11
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    but, finally, this thread was:
     
  33. EBR15
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    I lol'd.
     
  34. readymix
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    Wow, where do you find these pictures of me? Jesus.
     
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    I like the bugeye one, I do remember said day.
     
  36. fondune
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    I was just thinking about that rabbit giving himself a haircut.
     
  37. AWDimprezaL
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    I dont know about this.
     
  38. phi11
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    I was trying to find a photo of the legacy wagon,
    w/ all the graffiti on it.
    Disks & disks full of photos.
    Those were the days.....
     
  39. readymix
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    I MIGHT have those still, I'll have to do some diggin
     
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    I found a ring in there the other night.
     
  41. AWDimprezaL
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    there was guns, knives, they cut my beard and forced me to eat it.
     
  42. piddster
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    IIRC, that pic was in front of Justin's shop when you only had a few miles on the 22 block.
     
  43. TSTRBOY2004
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    I resemble that remark... so when you coming over to dump on me again??

    oh wait