ITT stuck686 goes full retard again

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  1. Stuck686
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    lolwut i thought ur brian?


    brocolli dog is not sheens foster dog lol
     
  2. tangledupinblu
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    Good choice.
     
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    if this thread is still active when i get home i'm turning it into a drinking game.
     
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    Grab some bottles from tha lika sto on your way home.
     
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    please elaborate to the drinking game, I want in.
     
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    I'll be honest, I REALLY didn't think you'd on to what I was implying, at all... you're a moron, simply stated. Btw, you can't out troll us, we're trained professionals.
     
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    oh god and you live by me...ekkkkk.....stupid uptown being over taken by brotato suburbanites...people like you who ruin the city I grew up in.
     
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    drink every time the lulz happen. that's probably too open ended. also, i won't actually get home (from my REAL party) until 1am...you're on your own.
     
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    You haven't said a funny thing since you've been here...and you've made more posts. The shotgunning approach to comedy is for amateurs.
     
  11. curly2k3
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    because he wants EVERYONE TO WELCOME HIM
     
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  13. Ryan
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    I'm ready.

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    But really, I'm not slamming this beer. This **** is to be savored
     
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    Dogfish. So much win. Savor indeed.
     
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    I'll have an imported Franziskaner later, because I ooze class and sophistication.
     
  16. tangledupinblu
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    Only cheap domestics should be slammed. I want a beer now.
     
  17. idget
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    Is it beer enema Friday already?

    Butt, hurt, piss, mad, likes, post, bro, vinyl, ratio, cup, fitness, piss, bag, internetz, parties, fail, Batman, Chet, troll, sux, lol, piss, fedora, uptown, "lol ur a girl", brah, pee (piss is acceptable), Taras, yolo, suck, brotatos, and piss
     
  18. Ryan
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    120 min IPA is aging in the basement. Along with some other DFH goodies :)
     
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    Have a safe weekend everyone....


    The rules are simple...

    Every time you read:
    Butt, hurt, piss, mad, likes, post, bro, vinyl, ratio, cup, fitness, piss, bag, internetz, parties, fail, Batman, Chet, troll, sux, lol, piss, fedora, uptown, "lol ur a girl", brah, pee (piss is acceptable), Taras, yolo, suck, brotatos, and piss you must cut yourself one time at any location of your choosing.... Just keep it visible, you'll be coming back to them..

    Now that you have a sufficient amount of marks on your body, you must go back and divide the total numbers of marks by the amount of likes that you have acquired throughout the thread.

    Once you have determined your "cuts" to "likes" ratio you now want to multiply that number by the amount of posts you have made in this particular thread .

    Lastly, you want to take the total number ((cuts/likes) * X posts in thread) and ad fl oz. to it.. Because that is the amount of liquor you must consume to forget how you have spent the last 48 hours on the internet.

    Now convert the fluid ounces to pints and you have the answer... You just won the game!

    EXAMPLE (I'll only use an abbreviated results from one page of "key words")

    Piss = 6
    Butt = 10
    Hurt = 1
    Mad = 4
    Post = 28
    Bro = 12
    Ratio = 5
    Cup= 6
    Fitness = 1
    Bag = 1
    Parties = 1
    Fail = 5
    Batman = 2
    Troll = 12
    LOL = 18

    Total word count for page 1 is 112
    I had 4 posts in the thread
    112/4 = 28
    Amount of likes received is 8
    28 * 8 = 224 fl oz which is exactly 14 pints

    I now have to drink 14 pints to cleanse my mind of this..

    Bonus Round

    If you can find a thread by Paul Revere that received 1 like, you win the Internets!
     
  20. Ryan
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    It's a trap. Chet has been banned before the "like" system was put in.

    Also you said piss twice, so does that mean you double it up?


    Piss Cup.
     
  21. curly2k3
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    too much reading, needs more drinking.
     
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    Do I win teh internet for banning chux's dad?
     
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    u bros mad i am racking up these posts among your piss up posts
     
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    i gave taras 11 likes.
     
  25. curly2k3
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    No one cares, at all... if you haven't noticed, we come out of the woodwork to troll the tards like you. You're like a carp, no one really cares you're here, but you're kind of annoying at times and if you keeled over dead, no one would know the difference. Btw, piss cups.
     
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    Yes.

    Do I win the internet for banning your mom? Oh wait... banning
     
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    Ryan's mom bought him a hookah from Egypt, she's awesome.
     
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    No, i have a feeling one of our friendly moderators/admin will be reducing or resetting your post count if we decide to keep you around.
     
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  29. curly2k3
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    if he keeps it up, he can get those pointless trophies too
     
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  30. tangledupinblu
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    So winning the internets is an impossibility?

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  31. Stuck686
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    i just said that for the drinking points keep up
     
  32. curly2k3
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    Drink as much as you possibly can, stick to vodka... if you start feeling too drunk, keep drinking, don't be a pussy.
     
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    he is to busy trying to read his small "diptick" to drink.
    #1: 11-14-2012, 01:06 PM
    hard time reading my diptick, any tips?

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    I have trouble reading where the oil is... are you supposed to push it in all the way when you read it?? i am at 1200 into my OCI and it just comes out looking oily everywhere so i cant really tell

    any tips?
     
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    btw I know it must be hard to push it in all the way when its to small to even fit...
     
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    good for you
     
  36. Stuck686
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    shut up woman ur so late to the party. and quoting a 2 month old thread
     
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    oh boy...
     
  38. thakrazymule
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    I bet she knows how to read her dipStick!
     
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    most likely
     
  40. Ylime
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    I am quoting a 2 month old thread...and I will continue to do as I please. ...whats more sad is that I as a WOMAN figured out how to check my oil level in my lgt when i got it and you had to make a thread about it, oh and dont tell me to shut up, I will mash on this keyboard as much as I want. lastly why do you care anyways you love the attention your getting...maybe your hoping you can be e-famous one day.
     
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    Your e-peen just grew 3 inches Emily!
     
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    So she's already packing 3 more than Piss Cup Boy?

    Nice job Em, you hung little e-minx.
     
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    You need a dipstick longer than 6 inches to reach.
     
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