Jerry Springer comes to the Mountains

I do what I can. (Bear in mind I am working right now, so some of the posts have to go up real quick-like).

 

Mine was meaner, smarmier, and better all the way around.

When it comes to ghost-writing CL ads, I am king.

 

Etchy - a simply glorious cross-post.

I'm fairly new to this forum but wondering if we shouldn't recruit some "Brookes" of our own. It would make Fridays at Firestone a lot more interesting if you knew somebody was going to get their blowlotz valve polished just for showing up.

 

maybe she will move here and we can pass her around like a peace pipe

 

i still want to see pics, could be worth the drama. lol

 

There's enough info to see her pics. Her myspace address and the private viewer page.

I think I've met her before, but it was a long time ago.

 

I'm getting "Private Pictures: 0". Did anyone get a copy before she took them down?

 

Never bothered. e-sluts: If you've seen one, you've seen them all.

 

There was no pics

 

PM stevewithnumbers. I'm almost positive he's got SFW pics.

 

NSFW pics are where its at

 

I've got 2 turntables and a microphone.

What I don't got is some pictures of a pirate hooker from whore island.

 

its all good, i will forgive you this time then

 

Etchy, pics.

 

now, kthnxbi

 

I'm working it. Stevewithnumbers is a bit perturbed with me right now. He's afraid I'm going to get him arrested for rape.

If I can't get them online I might pick them up from him tomorrow night. I'll be in CO and see him.

 

Thats "dirty pirate hooker from whore island". I differentiate because the clean ones are not quite as much fun.

 

Pix of rumored slattern por favor.

 

I'm trying!

 

Etchy wins with the "if you've seen one e-slut, you've seen them all." How come all of them need to take pictures from the side with some "sexy" face?

/rhetorical question

Best comment in the whole thread, that almost made me die laughing:

 

ide still do her, she looks like a whore though, for sure

 

if someone were to photoshop some spooge on her face, i don't think it would look out of place.

 

Since we have no carcass shots by which to judge I'll go out on a limb and admit I've skewered worse. That said, I didn't skewer them knowing full well that the entire male populace of a regional sub-culture had tossed it in their goonyas.

Full body condom FTW!

 

As you wish...sort of.

 

I found out that one of my girlfriends in Korea had been passed around the Interrogation Unit in Seoul before I dated her. At that time in my life I was pretty pleased with myself. I was part of a team.

Now I'm just glad I didn't catch anything.

 

And so it ends.

 

a shame really. was hoping for better pictorial insight into how this came about.

 

gay...

 

i'd hit it... maybe i should shoot her a PM. lol