Lol Forever!

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    very old but still very funny. DEF NSFW.

     
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    If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....

    Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
    Yer Friend, Billy

    Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa

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    Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
    Love, Sarah

    Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa

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    Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy

    Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.
    Santa

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    Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
    Love, Francis

    Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie.
    Santa

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    Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
    Love, Susan

    Dear Susan, Milk gives me the ****s and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch.
    Santa

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    Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
    Your friend, Thomas

    Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
    Santa

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    Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
    Love, Jessica

    Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
    Santa

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    Dear Santa, I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one?
    Love, Timmy

    Dear Timmy, That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa

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    Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home? Love, Marky

    Dear Mark, First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.

    Sweet dreams,
    Santa
     
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    Co-driver on meth? ha
    NSFW - language

     
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    LOL, Ralliart sticker FTW.
     
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    SO awesome Tim
     
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    That made my night. Can't stop laughing.
     
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    hahahahaha!!
     
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    it's starting to warm up, be careful about speeding!


    [youtube]b2xnWYx8YK8[/youtube]
     
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    That's good video editing.
     
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    Porsche Cayennes weren’t built for muddin’

    The Story

    [YOUTUBE]pXQNpGmK5Qs[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    Oregon Trail Fail, Russian style.
     
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    Haha, the Porsche was hilarious. I'm just guessing, but did the tire explosion set off the air bags? That's pretty funny.
     
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    im wondering how it blew if he wasnt getting any traction on it anyways?
     
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    If you lock one tire and spin up the other through a diff, the other goes twice as fast. If the speedo said 100mph, the tire was doing 200mph. However, I don't know why a car like this doesn't have locking diffs or at least a traction control system that would prevent the ability to not simply get all 4 tires spinning regardless of situation. It seems dumb on a vehicle of this cost and power. Tires were of course the main problem, but at worst, the car should have been spinning all 4 tires in the mud.
     
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    ah got ya, but ya that is weird the front tires (that i could see in the vid werent even moving) agreed on the not so well equipped $$ suv
     
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    someone should inform this driver about the AutoX and RallyX events... that way he/she will stop acting like a fool on public roads!
     
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    Ahhh... yeah I did that once to my baby. I learned. Never again.
     
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    The new Toyota and Subaru project


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    lol wow im suprised it fits soo well on it. just need a big fat sti scoop and sti wing!...lol
     
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    So Rock normally isn't my thing... but this video is AWESOME!



    [YOUTUBE]zo8NFrmQ_S0[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    ^ that's pretty funny. I was gonna post that a couple days ago but got sidetracked.
     
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    still laughing, and laughing.
     
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    Screw e85.. I want to run the subie on kittens...
     
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    Yay or nay?
     
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    Full story Click Here

    Local MN Firestone, dude brings in car to fix a flat tire... for $20. Ends up with a $1,700 bill... awesome!
     
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    The Lee Grace Dougherty ad Subaru would run if they had balls - LINK
     
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