I think trying to bribe people to help you lie or bribe a medical professional on a public website is about as bright as your 5% tint, eh Brian?
Soliciting illicit services, such as medical professionals who will accept bribes for fraudulent prescriptions, is a prohibited activity on MNSubaru. This was a great idea...not
Coming from someone trying to solicit illegal advice on a public forum, I'm pretty sure you're not qualified to judge what is and isn't decent advice.