Made Myself A Cheater Harness

Discussion in 'Modifications And Maintenance' started by MNBD, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. MNBD
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    Last year I bought a Legacy harness, thinking I had bought what I needed to do a harness merge. Well, turns out the moron who sold it to me cut some connectors off. I also found a few places where the shielding had been damaged and was showing exposed wire.

    So, instead of whining about how I threw "x amount" of money away, I turned it in to a cheater harness. Now, when it comes time to merge my harnesses I'll know exactly what wires are where.

    I separated what you see in the picture from the rest of the harness. Then went through each individual wire, and labeled it's use and pin location.

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    Good to see the water bottle there instead of a beer bottle. I think I would have just gone ahead and whined.
     
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    Said no sane person ever.
     
  4. MNBD
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    I can't lie, I only started drinking water because I finished my all my beer earlier. :p

    I did find a nice happy medium buzz mode for doing wiring.

    Recipe below for those interested.

    -(5-7) beers (Preferably Rolling Rock or Heineken, but Michelob Golden Light is acceptable under certain circumstances)
    -(1) $5 footlong of your choice (Extra American cheese is recommended)
    -(2+) Cigarettes (You can skip these if you'd like.)

    Preperation instructions:

    -While working on your car, consume the 5-7 beers in a time frame about two hours. Any slower and you're wasting alcohol.
    -When the beer runs out, consume $5 footlong. (Please don't drink and drive. Get your food before you drink.)
    -At anytime you may feel like bashing your head in to the table you're sitting at. Stand up, put your jacket on, walk outside and consume 1 cigarette.
    -After your cigarette, go back and FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED!

    I'll be labeling each wire on my WRX harness later today. Prep-work OWNS!
     
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    You wouldn't need to fill up on 5-7 crappy corn beers if you simply drank 2 decent beers with a proper alcohol content in them. But the fact that you considered the importance of BAC into the procedure earns you some points.
     
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