MNF Vikes-Bears Running Commentary

Someone please plug the giant hole that Urlacher ran through.

Oh, and the one that Hester seems to be able to stitch in the space-time continuum.

Hester is good.

 

good call

 

Tempers are flaring. AWESOME.

 

That's 8 failed third down conversions in this game.

By the Bears.

The commentators are absolutely TEARING UP both TJ and Orton.

 

Crap!!!

 

Go Peterson.

That's two good runs tonight. More than last week. :hsugh:

 

Fixed.

First time I've seen Chester Taylor do anything tonight.

 

Did I just watch a movie trailer for a Rambo Movie?

 

Yeah, this is quite a sad game, good thing the vikes like to turn it over, otherwise the score would be like 28-3

 

I'm angry at you for this very very accurate observation.

They are measuring. Why? Come on Childress. Go for it.

 

I'm seeing that their passing game could be effective. I bet they could get three good 10-20 yard passes in before the Bears adjust their defense.

Run the same play for 3 times and then go back to having AP and CT running for 3-7 yards.

 

Yeah, I could see that work.

Vikes are going to score, unless TJ passes to the Bears again *knocks on wood* hehe, in hopes he does it!

 

You have just described the worst-case scenario of my plan.

 

Well, TJ is hurt. Looks like Brooks Bollinger is coming in.

:meh:

 

Is this worse case?

TJ is OUT!!!

 

Maybe everyone can get hurt and the game will end... with the bears winning 13-12

 

I already covered that. Meh. I bet Brooks doesn't throw 2 interceptions.


...I hope he doesn't.

 

All because the laces were out.

 

****!

 

^^Or not.

Peterson makes the razzle dazzle and gets the TD.

 

**** Yes!!!! Bollinger Makes The 2 Point Conversion!

 

Well, looks like it's a 7 point game

 

No Caps filters suck.

Those of us who have proven that we can use the caps lock button judiciously should be allowed to have an ALL CAPS post.

Holding on the Bears. Hester did all that work for nothing.

 

When did the Bears learn how to pass?

 

about two minutes ago

 

Never mind. It was a passing fad.

HA! I KILL ME!

 

Wow. The dome is packed.

Orton is running scared. 1 of 14 on third down conversions.

 

that last penalty was bull****, and you know it

 

TJ is back in. Apparently it was cramps.

My guess is that he mainlined some Midol and is back in fighting shape.

Adrian ****ing Peterson is back in action.

 

No argument, here.

 

Chewing up time and making the 3rd down conversions. The Vikings may actually win this game.

Neither team deserves the win, but I want the Vikes to win.

 

I just want robbie gould to kick some long fieldgoals because he's on my fantasy team. Honestly, all I want.

and a win.

 

Do NOT punt. **** the commentators.

Take the chance.

 

Bears are going to run, ahem, I mean pass the ball down the field

 

Effing Hester.

 

game over :emo:

 

Game over.

Sharper Interception.

There will be a lot of sad people in Detroit, Chicago, and other places after tonight.

And in Philly, and in Arizona.

 

I'm sad here.

 

yay, i can be done with this thread

 

I'm buzzed. Summit Winter Ale is good stuff.

 

Have you guys noticed that our posts don't count in OT anymore? I lost like 300 posts and this one won't add to my measly 607

 

I just realized that.

I don't care. My willy does not get any bigger with a rising post count.

 

but mine does :emo: