Official Craigslist Thread

Discussion in 'FS: Cars, Motorcycles, Boats' started by prezawagon, Jan 11, 2006.

  1. seanofthedead
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    "Now at this point you might be asking yourself "why do I want a 14y/o Taurus." The answer to this is because its awesome. There is simply no better explanation. This car eats rocks and ****s lightning bolts. You do not want to drive this car if you are elderly, have a heart condition, are pregnant, or are allergic to testosterone. After some research I learned that the car's previous owners include Peter North, Chuck Norris and Dracula (not the gay dude in the 1946 version either.) The ladies love this car and the cops cant touch it - it's like Marlon Brando (except it only costs $1600.)"

    That is the most amazing description of a car for sale EVER.
     
  2. Gridlocked
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    possibly the best ad ever?
     
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    word, I even printed it!^
     
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    omg that needs to be nominated for a golden globe............. im still lolling
     
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    omg lmao, thats how i felt about my sho too...tom NEEDS to see this
     
  6. curly2k3
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    i printed it out too, i have been LOLing at it all day
     
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    already emailed him on it
     
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    ^ yea all the turbo wagons were autos, but that deal is amazing, its got the nice wheels and of course, the motor. 5speed swaps arnt that hard.
     
  13. Yang
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    I might pick this up and take the motor... Muahahahaha
     
  14. dman
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    That would be murder!
     
  15. curly2k3
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    that thing is dirt cheap, awesome sleeper
     
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    ^ That is wrong on so many levels! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    "stains around the bottom from being moved" lol... yah those movers, what a bunch of 'richards'... they stained my couch!
     
  24. HoLsTeR
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    im sure that thing would glow under a blacklight!
     
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    gayness for real..saw that last week.
     
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    you went to look at it!?
     
  28. Ylime
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    eww no saw it in cl lol....
     
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    ahhaha damnit u bought it haha i was looking to buy that 95l hahaha oh well congrats.. ^_^ u beat me to it..
     
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    It turned out to be a trick or something. I had it all set up to meet with him, he called me and said he will be a little late, 4hrs later he calls and says lets meet in the morning. call him in the morning he says wait until noon and then meet him in some mall parking lot. call him again and he just kept hanging up on me. Drove 500 miles and spent 2 days in the cities for nothing.
     
  34. Lil Miss 2002.5
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    That's a bit much. Where were her friends when she was making those "up-grades"?
     
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    Glad to see they ONLY used premium gas.

     
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    I just saw that.
     
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    Its been there for a good minute... I've e-mail the person a couple of times but no response... so who know whats the deal..??
     
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    Ha, that's what I thought too! I finally win one. I just bought it. Private sale, single owner car, clean carffax....been serviced at a single dealer since new. Minor scratches and a ding or two, but I'm told very clean and nice. (I had a fellow autocrosser in Milwaukee check it out for me.) Too bad about the slushbox, but it's for my wife, and she can only drive with one foot.

    Guess I'm part of the Subie crowd now! :)