This thread is here for all of you that, when you find out one of your fellow MNSubaru members is buying a different brand, feel that it is necessary to piss and moan about it and then regurgitate 1/4 mile times in an effort to shame that member into buying another Subaru. Some rules for this thread: 1) The Subaru is the best and ONLY car platform worthy of ownership. 2) The STi is the be-all/end-all in performance cars. And while it is an economy sized hatchback, it is still somehow a pure sports driving machine capable of magical feats. 3) There is no car in production, past or present, that is faster or better for racing. 4) If facts seems to discredit items 1-3, then make sure to blather on about driving in dirt or snow, because the Subaru is the only car that drives all 4 wheels of the car. 5) And finally, stand your ground. Become irrational if you have to. If you don't win this battle, the fate of the Subaru brand...nay, the WORLD, is at stake.
Grats on the slow car purchase. These things see my tail lights all the time. **EDIT** Moved it here. It's where it belongs.
Rally-Rally-Rally...this is ALL that matters! And there is only one car brand that can do this properly(not KIA). And Lee, Jason's car is no longer slo...it has 100% more spoiler. And we all know spoilers are only on fast cars!! <<Also, Subarus float! The only other was the Amphicar...who did not do it as well btw.
You have no idea. I got worked on the freeway by Steph in the G35. She has the newer 3.5L with the 7500 rpm redline. 4 car lengths of fury from a stop. Plus, the Z is a pig. The convertible weighs in at like 2 tons.
This winter, I'm thinking about putting in seat heaters on the Z though. The G35 has them already. With two settings even. Fast heat and SUPER FAST heat.
But someday, when you are balding and your neck waddle is flapping in the wind...you will still look trendy in it!!
Nah, bro. It's the AWD. If I raced you in my 2.2 Impreza L, it would so totally smoke you. AWD FTW. Here's proof: I challenge anyone to show me a driver that can execute 4 barrel rolls with a car at will.
Dued, if you wanted a vert you should have just picked up an STI and chopped the top. It gets ALL the bitches.
Only when it's done to the hatchbacks. You could remove all of the body panels and attach a 1 ton block of concrete to the rear tow hook, and it would still be the fastest sportscar on the planet! Subarus own ALL. I'm getting the logo shaved into the back of my head at my barbershop as we speak/type, fwiw.
That's not a Ford, it's an STI with a Fiesta body kit. Everyone knows that Ford doesn't make an AWD Turbo car, that's only Subaru. Newb.
A whole new level has been achieved. We went through steps one through four of the original rules, and when presented with rule 5, you nailed it to the ground. Irrational bias. Well played, sir. Well played. Subaru wins again.
I forget who we were arguing with at our wedding, it was about buttoning the bottom button on your suit. I said you leave it unbuttoned. And I believe that blackozone agreed. And my response was, "I'm going to have to go with the opinion of the man with the bowtie."
It's unlike a man having enough confidence to wear a "pink shirt". To rock a bowtie properly, you have to have Richard Simmons' level of confidence. Which Lee surpasses in leaps and bounds.
My shirt that night was lavender. Bitches love my gangnam style. By the way, did you know that Subaru invented space flight?
OMG THE WRX IS THE PINNICLE OF SPORTS CARS! NAY, SUPERCARS! No, its an awd turbocharged econo****box.
It is definitely a toss up between this and the PT Cruiser roadster. I'm already putting together my craigslist ad to get rid of this Z.
What's a Veyron, like 1000HP? They only need one STI engine. ****'s the bomb, man. DSM's only wish they could make that kind of power.
Of course he is, he drives a Subaru. Fun fact: scientific studies have proven that boxer rubles are an aphrodisiac. Of course she does, what else is there to own?
