Yeah, i added a bunch of mods and other whatnots to my Subaru...but not because it wasn't already perfect to begin with. I just wanted to make it perfect-er.
I once drove my car downtown and some hot chick was like, "OMG are you Ken Block?!?" I said, "No, but this is a Subaru. Wanna get it on?" She was all like, "Sure! It's wayyyyyyy faster than a 350Z!" True story. Fun fact: Drunk chicks will always give it up for the rubles.
Don't care, she's still hot. And she was Japanese, so everything was blurry down there anyway. Did you know that: Bill Nye once used a Subaru to travel back in time and bitchslap a dinosaur? Now you know.
Lol, Sheen's jelly. He doesn't have a Subaru anymore and he's pissed that mine is faster than his Porsche.
I always thought the missing link was either Bill Nye or something to do with Subaru. It all makes sense now.
I have a ****ty subaru... and a slow porsche... and a slow mulletstang... and a super fast 4runner... which is only fast bc Subaru totally owns Toyota now. Have you seen the new brz?
I hear it eats pieces of **** like the 911 for breakfast. I'm just glad they didn't make the brz look like a neon.
Porsches are slow, everyone knows a Subaru is faster. Porsche even uses Subaru engines to make their cars quicker.
omgosh so maybe qutoeable quotes in this thread! and I just realized im in your sig lee haha thanks. ..did I mention my subaru is awesome because race car! subaru4lyfe. I got them hated seats too, and the powa to go along with it, I beat lambos all day long. I also have dem gold bling blings, whatchu know about that.
FAST didn't exsist until FHI invented Subarus...now everybody wants to copy our idea, wtf. wannabeez.
Whatever Josh. You're just jealous because my Ford will have twice as many turbos as your Subaru. True story. Bro.
I blacked out in Bro's car once. It was awkward when he woke up the next morning and I had to explain why/how I broke into his garage. Since that incident I find it is best to sit in my own garage alone with the car off and make engine noises and pretend to beat other cars in races. This way no one's feelings get hurt. (and Bro doesn't have to call the cops)
And yet, still slo. So sad. No manual, dude. If it doesn't have a stick shift, it's not a real race car.
One time in my WRX, I was driving around late around Industrial. And there was this dude hanging out back there in some pro street dragster. I asked him what he's got in that thing, and he's all "blah blah blah, 4 speed automatic, yadda yadda." And I was like "lol, automatic! dude we should totally race for pink slips." So, he pulls on his suspenders and we line the cars up. And on the third honk, I stomp on it. And not only did I beat him, but I was all like "haha, gaylord, maybe next time get a manual, or at least 5 gears in your tranny." He reluctantly handed over his car's pinkslip, which, strangely wasn't pink, but whatever, he signed it over. I'd show you guys the drag car I won with my WRX, but it was so stupid, slow, RWD and automatic that I called the junker to come pick it up the next morning. They wanted me to pay them 40 bucks to pick it up, but I was like "how bout I race your tow truck, and if I win, you haul this junk away for free?" He kinda stared at me for what seemed like 5 minutes, and then he rolled his eyes and said "whatever, I'll just take it."
Twice the turboz...twice the slow. Unless it somehow becomes a Subaru Taurus...it will never be fast, Mr. Slowerton. Nice try tho.
Yeah, it's like this: "We just can't compete with the Subaru. Maybe if we added a second turbo we could keep up with them?" "Yeah, but we have the wrong blue oval on the front." "We could just put subaru logos there instead of Ford" "No, that wont work, we don't have the magical super-exotic sports car parts they do." "Yeah, I guess we just have to admit defeat on this one, again. Like usual. Subaru is the ultimate econo-hatch-sports-exotic-supercar." Then a collective sad face.
Some Subarus have ROOF scoops, I don't see how just ONE scoop is going to help anything against Godzilla.
^Exactly! I mean, the proof is in the fact that Mitsubishi has already tried to copy us already. They weren't successful, obviously. My Subaru brings all the girls to the yard, they could have a ride....but i'd have to charge, my supercar....is faster than yours, that Taurus is a slow ass barge.
Subaru is greatest superracercar EVA!!!!! Its the only car that can harness lightning bolts inside flames!!!!! all others fail!!!! MOAR FASTER THAN U!!!
I once raced a dump truck for pink slips. Then I gave him the truck back, because it's not a Subaru. Why condescending generosity? Because Subaru. Fun Fact: Subarus have been known to congregate into packs and hunt and kill lesser vehicles. Which is every other vehicle.
Yeah, history says Henry FORD made automobiles first. But in reality, Subaru came up with them way before hand, and they were faster than Fords from day one. They just didn't feel like making them for the unwashed masses at the time. Even back in the 1800's, Subarus were highly rare exotic sports marvels.
Also, each one was hand made, just like they are now. That lazy butthole, Henry Ford, came up with assembly lines because he was too much of a limp-wristed a-hole to do the work himself.
Not many people know the "True" history behind Subaru. For example. The Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria were all Subaru powered boats. Most think they were powered by wind, but the real story points to twin turbo's. The Brits attempted to give chase but were quickly left in the dust when the Pilgrims got into boost.
