mayhem will help banner your asses when you are passed out at the curling club on saturday night cuz you couldnt hang with the mayhem crew!
Hey are you getting a room, me and my buddy are looking for somewhere to stay if your looking for ppl to stay and help pay for the room. Let me know. Mike
Let me give you a little advise ya punk. You are a bit too wet behind the ears to even think you will out last me on saturday night. You, old man mark, the entire mayhem crew..you're all going down. :rant: :laugh:
I have reserved a room with 2 double beds for thursday friday and saterday nights. I have a couple people who have asked to split the rooms but im not sure who and for what nights. Drop me a PM
the buzzing you hear may be your hearing aid....turn it up and listen to the voice of reason. I have a bet for you mr. mark...I bet that by the end of the night you are on your knees bowing to us...or puking...:laugh: :laugh::laugh:
Now I have to see that! Because that will NEVER happen. He will drink you under the table!:yumyum: And just because Flatline is newly 21, don't let that fool you. He can put 'em down. Now me on the other hand...
you have mayhem racing folks have had it far too easy for too long. You have to remember, people will do strange things when they are on the edge of blacking out.... I'll go buy some new knee pads for you folks...:laugh:
you better, cause if we actually make it out of the woods saturday night...we're not really out of the woods yet....
No, but you are more than welcom to help de-banner. I know the Zedrils have been helping out every year. You wouldn't want to get beat by a bunch of Canadians would you? Amy
i did that last year, it was fun and very easy! by the sounds of it this year the ziptie and mayhem crew will still be drinking sunday am....or at least I'll be picking on/picking up the mayhem bodies sunday am:laugh:
yea but this year you are going to have to endure 150 miles or so of wondering, "when's carl going to roll us? this corner? no, maybe this corner? ohhh, definitely this corner!"
:laugh::laugh: Na, don't think like that. We'll attack the race at 80%...1% faster then Mason. We only need to worry about points, not winning. Next year I'll give you the opportunity to roll us again..when the economy is better and we have a 2nd car!
oh no, we'll probably be going slower than moyle and putnam. we'll just stay ahead of sweep. you look in the rear view and tell me when they get close and I'll speed up a tiny bit
You pups crack me up. Skinny little wankers think they're gonna drink ME under the table?!?!?!? 280 lbs of whoop ass is about to be UNLEASHED.
C'mon, you can't debanner after a little partying? I remember debannering one Headwaters with Erik (Matchbx on here) getting out and puking at the end of each stage. Grand fun. :laugh:
yeah....lol...bout that. I think a bet is in order... we win - you run from the bar to the hotel naked you win- carl runs from the bar to the hotel naked (chasing after dan's thigh) :laugh:
I also have to point out that none of you pups have hung with us at The Library in Houghton after LSPR. One year they came back and took away our pyramid of shot glasses because they ran out of them and couldn't serve us (or anyone else) any more. There are photos of Gridlocked sitting on Mark U's lap and showing nipples...
well, the bigger concern is not having enough money to pay for the fuel to get us home... much less driving the stages again. we are seriously in a fairly tight financial situation to make ojibwe happen. actually, probably can't afford enough booze to make it interesting. or food to feed the crew. we'll be racing on some re070's i have in the garage
It's called a track record. You gotta show us you can even make the second day of an event yet, much less the after party.
seriously, we have no money. where is this booze coming from? i'm not bringing any - what should have been a $2500 excursion is becoming a $6000-7000 excursion
sorry dont drink crap but if you would like to help me finish a large bottle of vodka and or Zambuca.... i should have that with me
I've been told by my wife there will not be any nudity on my part. Plus, in my expected state of reduced clarity, someone may take advantage of me if I show what I have to offer. That memory hurts my head. However, I did have three different attractive ladies with the last name Sterling on my lap that evening as well. Seriously, I understand bro. OUCH, right between the eyes.
Dave Dave Dave, they do not suck. They are actually more of a test of the driver. The main problem is to not run out of luck, information, road and skill all at the same time. Blaming your (or my) wreck on the fact that is was a tulip rally is the same as blaming McDonalds for making me fat. I chose to eat the burger same as Carl and I chose our entry speed into the corner. Bad choices all around.
yeah...just saying...it's sucks for the co-driver because (newb statement here) there's a lot that can be left up to interpretation. I know scott puttnam, your co-driver, and a few others that bitched because it's easy to get lost in the notes or to call-off information that can be a bit misleading. However, i did learn a valuable lesson for your previous comment. no more translation into stage notes. trying to figure out if it actually is a 4, 5, or 6 is pretty frickin hard. I know that some co-drivers prefer to translate the notes as I was doing...but moving forward I WILL NOT. I'm not blaming our wreck or anyones on the notes. never made that statement nor will I ever in the future...but it does suck for us on the right side of the car....and i agree...it really puts pressure on the driver
When I co-drove for Mark at Nemadji 1, I called corners as easy, sweep, medium or tight. We looked through the route book ahead of time and figure out what they were. When I wasn't calling the instructions in the route book, I had my head up and was reading the road, even simply saying "road goes right" (left, crest, opens, tightens etc) It made it fun and gave me something to do other than to enjoy the ride and giggle :biggrin: Carrie
