Oktoberfest rallyx smack talk!

Bump for round Dan and Dave getting beat in the Legacy wars by me and my co-driver on Sunday.

Amy

 

:lollol:

Last time I was at a rally-x this happened....
http://www.scca-lol.org/rally/rallyx/results/2009/june_bug_results.pdf

 

co driver? do explain....

 

After a certain someone, *cough* Flatline *cough* smoked the clutch in the red raisin, its back to the Legacy for Mayhem.

Not worried about you two though, something else in/on the white weiner will get over stressed and snap, maybe one or both drivers.

 

white weiner? I missed something...u talking the Dan or Brent's car?

 

Welcom back to the conversation, the new name for Brent/Kevin's Impreza ice racer is "White D*ck".

 

Kevin and Brent's car has earned the name White Dick.
It's a beerpong thing.

 

how fitting....small, slow to get "up to" speed, and rarely used....:laugh:

..or so I hear

 

Was that the time we beat Amy while driving the Auto Tleg, or the time I beat Amy in her own car, or the time I beat Amy with no front brakes or the time I beat Amy etc. etc. etc...................

Man, it has happened so many times I can't even think of them all:laugh:

 

or the time you broke Amy's Tleg by poking a hole in the radiator.

If you've beat me so many times, how come you're in 4th place and I'm in 3rd? Oh yeah! Because I have an over all win in M4 and you don't.

It's fun to stir the pot a little, its been too quiet in here!

 

It's funny hearing all you grasshoppers fighting over first loser. Then again, realistic goals are good!

Step right up, now serving Whoop Ass.

 

You are not allowed to have smack talk with any of the mortals. You and Brent should have your own smacktalk thread.

Picking on the rest of us is like picking on the retarded kid.

 

When we're as old, I mean as "experienced", as you are, maybe we'll be fast too! I think you may have experienced/crashed more cars than I've owned.

 

You said it, not me.

I am old. But remember, I'm also fat, bald and crippled.

 

Brent,

Dan says I can only pick on you. Are you gonna be able to keep your white dick up for the whole day or you gonna need a replacement/stand in like last time?

 

you know they have pills for that maybe he should pack some of the blue ones with just in case. :laugh:

 

Sounds like a sponsor opportunity to me.

 

Yes I did, and when it comes to rallycross I meant it.
Now Iceracing... I plan on teaching you a thing or two this year.

 

I'm pretty sure Mark already knows how to roll over.

 

Oh noes she di'nt

 

worst. smack. talk. ever. Let's see how many expensive subarus I can beat this time in my $1500 talon

 

Expensive? Look again. I would hardly call the 16 & 18 year old Legacy sedans in the top 5 expensive.

 

EVERYTHING looks expensive and exotic compared to a talon:laugh:

 

zing.

 

Fixt for ya dave

 

It’s gonna be up and on top and I’ll steer it into a strong finish!
Who’s bringing the cookies?









Seriously, I want some cookies! :yumyum:

 

Show Me The Money...
:banana:

 

I've got at least $500 into my 18 year old Legacy.:laugh::laugh:

 

Yeah, but I won't beat them