Opps Officer

P W N E D.

 

maybe you should put a harley emblem on it. those don't seem to make too loud of roobles.

 

really sounds like you're kidding...

lets see here, two completely different events, two different people, two different cops, two different days...basically everything is different between your little incident and the op's...so I wouldn't say race has a whole lot to do with it. Remember elementary school science class...well there are no controlled variables in your accusation here

oh and btw...what person in the right mind thinks they can willingly speed knowing there is a cop following them? 3mph over the limit is still OVER the limit!

 

yeah but I have passed quite a few police cars on the Freeways at almost 5mph over... I say act like you arent hiding anything..

Back in Australia during my 112DB exhaust Rotory days, I would receive a phone call from the local Police Station from a good friend there telling me my name was on their watch board (regularly) this guy was a sargeant and friends with my parents... he walked past a morning meeting for shift change and heard my name and turned around stuck his head in to see my name about 3rd on the list of about 20 names... ha ha Pissed of a few neighbors I guess...

He would call and say the cops would be in my area looking out for me... I had left my house when he called about 1 min after and told my dad... I wondered why 3 patrol cars were driving up my main street towards my area... ha ha I clutched it and idled past them... they didnt even look... this car my Dad would hear me start up and drive back from my girls house which was at least 2 miles away in another suburb.. yep loud.. same car myother girlfriend (at a different time ) heard me pull into my driveway after doing a 180 km/h stint along the freeway behind my place which was almost 8 miles away...

ha ha point of the story... NON... sometimes you win sometimes you dont...

 

nothing wrong with that...I'm just saying when a cop has been following your for 6 blocks then you obey ALL laws!!!!

I hate when there are traffic jams because a cop is driving the speed limit in the left lane so nobody wants to go above the limit to pass him =(

 

yeah.. but its always when you try to do right cause you know the cop is there that you always get stung....

I say drive on... or just pull over right there and then... or find the closest gas station and pull in.... get $2 worth if needed.. ha ha ha

 

i usually just pull into the next parking lot...once a cop pulled in behind me (it was night and the building was closed) and asked me what I was doing. I told him I had to make a phone call, and didn't want to be driving while doing so...he liked that =)

 

bingo... if you are gonna tell a fib... be creative and realistic.. dont say i am lost and have no street name in that area... ha hah

 

like this...

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns


this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.


Trunk is opened; no body.


Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

 

or this!

15 Things Not To Say When Getting Pulled Over

1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?
2. So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means.
3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
4. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?
5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
6. You’ll never get those cuffs on me... You Homo!
7. On the way to the station let’s get a six pack, oh don’t forget the cig’s.
8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
9. But officer, I’ve got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick one.
10. Back off, Barney, I’ve got a piece.
11. No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
12. No, offi, offic, lucifer... I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?
14. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
15. No, you assume the position.

back to topic

 

Well the problem is that there are so many variables in getting a ticket.
I've cut off a cop at 80 in 55 and nothing happened but I got a brown stain in my shorts.
I've seen cops pull over someone for a loud exhaust because they had a ride along and wanted to show them "how it was done." This stop resulte din a no-insurance ticket.

Why does this happen?
Maybe you were DWB.
Maybe the cop just got his ass handed to him in traffic court
Maybe the cop got lucky last night
Maybe the cop is going through a divorce
Maybe its the 30th and the cop hasn't given out any tickets
Maybe you were a smart ass
Maybe you remind the cop of the kid in his class that became a billionare
Maybe you have a 20-foot high wing on you car
Maybe is 2am and the cop thought you might be drunk, but because you dealt with in in a sober and professional manner you got a warning.
Maybe you were a moron and sped in coon rapids (NO NOT DO THIS!) and found Officer ______ who writes 3-4k tickets and year and wants to keep his numbers up.

All these factors play a role and its completely unpredictable which cop you'll get on which day.

Oh and don't speed in CR, seriously. Actually, most of Anoka county.