Random Facts Thread!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by ceci96, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. ofspunk7
    Offline

    ofspunk7 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,147
    Trophy Points:
    298
    Chuck Norris has another fist behind his beard.
     
  2. turbo_turtle
    Offline

    turbo_turtle Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    101
    Additional facts about Chuck Norris:

    [YOUTUBE]sZz2yCe3pIg[/YOUTUBE]

    ~Dan
     
  3. Lowrider
    Offline

    Lowrider Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    152
    Trophy Points:
    248
    The amount of calories a man loses during ejaculation is equal to the amount of calories he would use to swim across the pacific ocean.
     
  4. ceci96
    Offline

    ceci96 Member

    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    26
    Fact: You'll never be able to lick your own elbows.
     
  5. ceci96
    Offline

    ceci96 Member

    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    26
    Fact: 99% of all people will try to lick their elbows after reading the statement above. :laugh:
     
  6. ofspunk7
    Offline

    ofspunk7 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,147
    Trophy Points:
    298

    unless they have already tried! ok, maybe i will give it one more try :biggrin:
     
  7. ceci96
    Offline

    ceci96 Member

    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    26
    Hahaha!

    FACT: If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar....
     
  8. Lowrider
    Offline

    Lowrider Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    152
    Trophy Points:
    248
    The circumference of your neck is equal to the size of your waist.

    The circumference of your fist is equal to the length of your foot.
     
  9. coldspot
    Offline

    coldspot Active Member

    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    86
    it is estimated that at any one time, .7% of the world's population is drunk.
     
  10. Lowrider
    Offline

    Lowrider Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    152
    Trophy Points:
    248
    When man runs faster than his velocity, he is going to fly and eventually catch fire!
     
  11. ceci96
    Offline

    ceci96 Member

    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    26
    FACT: Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches
     
  12. Gridlocked
    Offline

    Gridlocked Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    91
    Trophy Points:
    133
    Fact: My last name is on a Jagermeister bottle.
     
  13. ricetiva
    Offline

    ricetiva Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    101
    go to google and type in find chuck noris and then click im feeling lucky: this is what you end up getting! vvv

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
     
  14. sgrtits
    Offline

    sgrtits Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    9
    Trophy Points:
    103

    Actually, The smell usually comes form bacteria growing on the skin, bacteria do not poop.... they are unicellular organisims, and lake a nucleus, they replicate by binary fusion.... (im a nerd, its what i went to school for)

    but its still gross
     
  15. IzzySTi
    Offline

    IzzySTi Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    27
    Trophy Points:
    213
    Chuck Norris once shot down a german plane by pointing his finger and sayn "bang"
     
  16. TheSnowman
    Offline

    TheSnowman Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    12
    Trophy Points:
    123
    average life of a bird hit by a pitch thrown by randy johnson...one pitch

    lets see chuck norris do that!

     
  17. delubs
    Offline

    delubs Active Member

    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    93
    From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.

    I hope any 30+ year olds don't have microphobia.
     
  18. bora28
    Offline

    bora28 New Member

    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Lego produces more tires (for there model kits) than any other tire manufacturer in the world!
     
  19. HoLsTeR
    Offline

    HoLsTeR Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    223

    not true i just tried it.
     
  20. Lowrider
    Offline

    Lowrider Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    152
    Trophy Points:
    248
    really .... works for me unless your body parts are "exagggerated".. (kiddin)

    You might have a wrong way of doin it.
     
  21. ceci96
    Offline

    ceci96 Member

    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    26
    FACT: A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. lol.
     
  22. Lowrider
    Offline

    Lowrider Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    152
    Trophy Points:
    248
    Hungover....is related to the brain having less sugar hence having headaches.
     
  23. Dream
    Offline

    Dream Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    61
    Trophy Points:
    283
    Fact: Chet cant post in here.
     
  24. ofspunk7
    Offline

    ofspunk7 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,147
    Trophy Points:
    298
    best fact ever. it works, for both men and women.
     
  25. putz
    Offline

    putz Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    123
    :banghead:

    :bs:I thought the female orgasm was a myth:banghead:

    I will get this figuered out someday.....:rolleyes:
     
  26. ofspunk7
    Offline

    ofspunk7 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,147
    Trophy Points:
    298
    it happens, you just need to hold out longer
     
  27. ceci96
    Offline

    ceci96 Member

    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    26
    FACT: It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
     
  28. ceci96
    Offline

    ceci96 Member

    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    26
    So not a myth lol.
     
  29. putz
    Offline

    putz Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    123
    YOU THINK IT COULD BE ME?:laugh:

    Fact: The reason I won't get invloved in a threesome is I feel crummy enough leaving one women (my wife) unsatisfied in the bed while I go wrench on my car afterwards.:laugh:
     
  30. Shibbs
    Offline

    Shibbs The Daywalker

    Likes Received:
    74
    Trophy Points:
    283
    Fact: This thread is getting out of hand.
     
  31. putz
    Offline

    putz Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    123
    Fact: "Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - Cliff Claven
     
  32. curly2k3
    Offline

    curly2k3 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,140
    Trophy Points:
    473
    fact, eli has no life outside of work really
     
  33. Shibbs
    Offline

    Shibbs The Daywalker

    Likes Received:
    74
    Trophy Points:
    283
    Fact: I don't have much family to mooch off of. :laugh:

    Fact: Curly was actually hatched from an egg. The egg was incubating in a pile of rejected pajama pants when Chris finally broke out of the egg. That is why he is so drawn to PJ pants.
     
  34. curly2k3
    Offline

    curly2k3 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,140
    Trophy Points:
    473
    Fact: Eli is fairly uncreative

    Fact: Eli's avatar is a self portrait
     
  35. Shibbs
    Offline

    Shibbs The Daywalker

    Likes Received:
    74
    Trophy Points:
    283
    Fact: Chris's taco actually craps ice cream.
     
  36. phi11
    Offline

    phi11 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    883
    Trophy Points:
    298
    Fact: mnsubaru IS NOT twitter, myspace, or facebook.
     
  37. thunderdan1313
    Offline

    thunderdan1313 New Member

    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Wisconsin has more lakes than Minnesota. but Minnesota sell more cheese than Wisconsin
     
  38. aj99civic
    Offline

    aj99civic Member

    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    26
    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
     
  39. Lowrider
    Offline

    Lowrider Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    152
    Trophy Points:
    248
    A normal human being turns 21 times while asleep.
     
  40. Roon
    Offline

    Roon Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    16
    Trophy Points:
    203
    Actually... rodents do not vomit either.

    A hamster is pregnant for only about 17 days.
     
  41. 9blackmax6
    Offline

    9blackmax6 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    31
    Trophy Points:
    133
    in addition to this, when a human is in REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, or more commonly known as dreaming, their brain waves fluctuate about as much as when the person is fully conscious.


    also, there are over 5000 different human facial expressions.