Serious Awesomeness

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  1. ofspunk7
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    Chevy Calls out Ford.

    @ Jalopnik
    Chevy Challenges Ford To Muscle Car Fight, Ford Takes Bat, Goes Home
    After Ford brought out its potentially ZL1-killing 650-horsepower 2013 Shelby GT500, Joel Ewanick, global vice president of GM marketing, decided to drop the gauntlet down at the feet of Ford. "We should take a Camaro, Ford brings a Mustang, we each pick our drivers, and see who has the best time on the Nürburgring," Ewanick said to Scott Burgess of the Detroit News. Jim Farley, who heads Ford's global marketing, wasn't taking the bait despite professed claims to a desire to "take a bat" to Chevrolet. "I wish we could," he said, after hearing about Ewanick's challenge. "Who wouldn't want to do that?" Huh. Sounds to us like maybe Ford's chicken. Hey, Farley — bawk-bawk-bawk-BA-kawk!

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    I thought this was pretty awesome! Your numbers are bigger but we want to take it to The Ring!!!
     
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    I would like to thank Matt @ GrimmSpeed for bringing this greatness to my attention.

     
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    ^Although i enjoyed the sword, the "dreamcatcher" was my favorite! :bounce:
     
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    I was really a fan of the garbage can.
     
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    Catching fish with my scrotum has always been a dream of mine.
     
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    Sorry for the crappy pic, but the light turned green and my wife had to get going. Couldn't help but post this gem. Yes, those are giant chrome testicles hanging off the back. Spotted in South Minneapolis. IMAG0180.jpg
     
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    I see this guy daily, and its always parked there...sooo ugly.
     
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    You mean other than it say SOMALIA down the side of it
     
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    SOMALIA REPRESENT!
     
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    ImageUploadedByTapatalk1350078830.513178.jpg ImageUploadedByTapatalk1350078840.670700.jpg ImageUploadedByTapatalk1350078850.470632.jpg

    Nice Volvo..
     
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    Goddamn, that's some custom ****. Is Jesus back? Because he should be driving this.
     
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    there are a ton of those car/pickups in Brazil, in fact when I first saw that picture I thought this was one of them
     
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    The posts on the first page got me googling the "Kia STi", and then came up with article....
     
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    Here we go, I couldn't think of a better place to put this, do you think Warner Brothers approved this? Anyway it is the most elegant display of terrible taste I have seen in a long time. image.jpg
     
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    But he's on Team Money Carlos!
     
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    My mind dyno tells me that this guy has eleventy horsepower of stickers on his car
     
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    I like how there are people in the car that is parked in front of the Monte Carlo. They were probably wondering wtf you were doing...
     
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    The owner is most likely king of the trailer park. And rocks a mean skullet!
     
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    In my eyes, this is awesome.
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    The lambo doors is what gets me. Never thought they were cool besides on a lambo.
     
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    Nooooooo! Not the GTX!
     
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    Actually those aren't "lambo doors"
     
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    No ****, Sherlock. What gave it away? The title?
     
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    What title, I see krazy mention lambo doors then you post up 2 videos....maybe I missed your point, or how it was relevant to his post
     
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    Title of the videos
     
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    I'm not sure how its relevant either. But it is pretty funny seeing those hinges on that ****ty car. And I think here's the title at question.
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    I'm agreeing with you that the lambo doors only look good and "work" on certain lambos. You know, the one's where it's functional because opening it outwards would require a billion miles of space. Similarly, the koenigsegg doors are cool because it's part of a crazily over engineered car.
     
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    This pulled up to my store the other week. The sad part is the owner used to have some serious 240's then ditched them and jumped on the "full retard" band wagon and now rolls this. Notice the current missing bumper.... This was caused from being too awesome and that tool box called winter and snow didn't agree with the "herra frush/simply clean/dumped" look and tore it off the last big snow fall. Mother nature is such a hater...

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    Video plays in a little window at the bottom of the phone, can't see titles.
     
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    Lol no.....just no to that car
     
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    My biggest issue with that car.... Buy some F'in wiper blades.... come on people!
     
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    Most awesome part, who wakes up and drinks cold pop in the middle of the night? Lol
     
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    To get a cold pop!
     
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    We were watching that video at work on lunch break last week. The rest of the week, every time my foremen asked me to do something, my response was "Ain't nobody got time for dat!" Lol
     
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    I refuse to believe this.
     
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    DAYUM! Dats hella flush yo! Look at dat poke, son! Now all he needs to do is get some camber plates and arms and lean them ****s back about 6 degrees and he'll be baller as all hell. And then all y'all haters will bash on him for his unique ryde. Hey, it's his car, he can do what he wants. If that's what he likes, then leave him alone. It looks baller and you can tell he cares alot about his car and how it looks. Not everyone is all about performance. Holla!
     
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    Man, typing that out felt dirty. I feel like I'm going to vomit. Like, somehow I let in some sort of etherial evil into myself and allowed it to hammer words out onto the internet before passing from me back into the ether. I am ashamed.
     
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    You should be ashamed.
     
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    Agreed, but it was supposed to be satire. But it felt dirty putting those words together in that combination onto the public record.
     
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    Yeah I know this guy. I would see him in the middle of winter daily plowing snow down broadway. I've talked to him a few times since he bought it and I'm pretty sure it's just a joke to him. I could be wrong though. Either way that setup is retarded and I hope he ditches it and gets another 240.
     
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    Thank you St Louis ...

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