Sh1tty Parking job call out and picture thread

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  1. ofspunk7
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    Well most Cadi drivers are cool. It is those D-bags that buy the GIANT SUVs (in red) and think they are all baller. Hey look at me.... I have a STI and Cadi and I HATE THE EARTH! Does it make you feel good to hate the earth? Huh? Does it?

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    Im my defense, they can both run E85! In todays standards that make me green!
     
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  3. tangledupinblu
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    Parking any chevy like that is full of fayul...just cause they payed 4 times as much for it over one with a bowtie on it.:rolleyes:
     
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    This made me think of this. Some innapropriate language. So yeah... I think its funny.

     
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    Double whammy, Mall and gym. Pretty sure I coulda parked my truck in there.
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    Spotted this one today during lunch:D
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    Benny that first pic has about 5 fails in it.. wow... talk about lemmings.. one person parks forward they all follow haha
     
  7. idget
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    This right here is how this thread works. Take note, n00btards.

     
  8. twiztid_rs
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    Took my son to the park, and as I was leaving I was reminded that if you own a full size suv, they only fit into 2 parking spaces

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    A convertible v6 mustang owner with a carbon fiber cobra r wing and custom 5speed badge can park anyway they want. Even if there is a blazer setting the example RIGHT next to him...
     
  10. tangledupinblu
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    ^And a two tone Blazer at that! Lullz at the 5Speed logo on the rear bumper...and the V6.:facepalm:
     
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    That mustang is full of fail
     
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    Argh I drive a huge lifted truck I MUST park like an asshole so everyone can see!
     

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    To be fair, I probably couldn't park that bus any better myself.
     
  14. PRA4SNO
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    ^ Mitt Romney say whattttt?

    Good old Mitt, "Well I drive a truck, and my wife drives a couple'a caddies".
     
  15. PRA4SNO
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    At $4.00 a gallon he probably can't afford to keep his truck running long enough to park properly​
     
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    But really, thats not that bad. At least he isn't in the middle of a crammed parking lot with cars inches away from him on each side.
     
  17. Frogy
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    This guy couldn't even find a space at walmart in Eden Prairie, even though there were several spaces within 50 yards? I really love how he is parked in front of a no parking sign!
     

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    All I think of when I see the 80's body Camaros, is the old SNL skit where Chris Farley's character said IROC stands for "Italian retard out crusing"
     
  19. Frogy
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    its funny I was showing the young cashier at the carwash this pic and she said it didn't even look like a camaro, it occured to me that she was young enough not to have experinced the glory days of that body style. sometimes I feel old. I did tell her what people I know used to say about camaro's "they're like a-holes, everybody has one"
     
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    You think that is hard to park? Try parking a full sized school bus! The turning radius on mine is about a city block..
     
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    That's the wonderful thing about driving a fire truck.

    I can park it wherever I want, including the fire lanes.
     
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    Bastard.
     
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    To be fair, I usually try to limit that to times when the building is actually on fire. I have yet to get a complaint about it, in fact I've been thanked on several occasions.
     
  24. Vector
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    My DD these days is a 3/4-ton truck. Most parking lots spots are about 2-3' too short for it to fit in entirely. So I'm left with the option of leaving one end hanging out in the traffic lane, or pulling in such that those 2-3' are in the parking space opposite. I do the latter, because it's less disruptive to all the traffic coming through the lot. But I'm sure there are some people who look at it and think I'm being a dickhead.
     
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    That's when the person in the smart car takes up a whole space instead of using the shortened space created by the truck!
     
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    let me preface this by saying one is my wife, the other her sister... hahahahahah


    I pull into MMA class tonight and notice my wifes van parked forward a little... wasnt till I realized after parking mine correctly how bad they both really were...

    wife = silver van
    greyish buick = SIL
    landcrusier = mine

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  27. Deride
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    haha! your wife also has a dirty license plate that you can barely read and you cleaned yours off! I tip my hat to you sir! I'm not being sarcastic either people who don't wipe at least their plates off drive me nuts. Guess I got that from working at a gas station for a few years.
     
  28. tangledupinblu
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    Cops don't like it either! You CAN get a ticket for it.
     
  29. curly2k3
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    truth, I've gotten a warning for an unreadable plate before, I got off with a warning because I just wiped it off when he said something.
     
  30. bikerboy
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    Found this one on the way to work today. FAIL!

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  31. idget
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    Holy... What is this, I don't even... Wow. Yikes! There is just so much going on here!
     
  32. Tekko
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    LOL! The way some people drive through parking lots surprised you don't see more of this.
     
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    The keys were still in it! I bet it was a drunk driving thing.
     
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    Or stolen? Should maybe report it.
     
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    I'll show you a ****ty Park Job...I'll take pictures tomorrow, and all these parking jobs will look AMAZING!
     
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    ??????????:D


     
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    I told the cart guy and he told the manager and they called the cops. you cant really steal that thing it has chips in the keys. Unless you steal the keys.
     
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    A whole desert to park in, and these guys (infantry) can't figure out their spacing... 029.JPG
     
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    8/10 for effort. 6/10 for execution. 0/10 for delivering up to expectations. Now, if they were parked on top of each other like the vid... lol
     
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    I would have to say the LTAS in the background would mess these up a little more then the BMW did...But I would still back away and act like I didn't see it haha
     
  41. pillboy
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    Maybe someone needs to draw a line in the sand.
     
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    Note the multiple levels of fail in this picture. No really, look again.

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  43. twiztid_rs
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    The fact that the parking lot is lined with a buffer zone between cars makes that all the more great.
     
  44. idget
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    Which one of you was this?

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    ^^I'm guessing that's just how they roll