Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by idget, Mar 3, 2012.
Is that a childhood shot of that kid from derp's thread? COOKIE!
That hat is as ballah as they come!
I have a couple from the past couple weeks. Nothing crazy, but thought I'd bump the thread...
This Buick would rather park diagonally at the end of a row than just ride the straight stripe and take the extra space...
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Where was the Buick photo taken?? That looks like a wide open parking lot!
It was a church parking lot. It's more of a funny situation as this guy does it every week if that first spot is open, rather than just taking the extra space to the left of the first spot. I parked next to him (not the other way around) for the picture, to show how ridiculous it is and hoping he'd park more "normal" the next week.
Be careful...he might key your car. You know how Buick owners can be.
I guess that's a little better. I thought you were parked there first which makes it about 20 times worse.
People are so damn LAZY! People see a space and do not check if they are even in the lines or not. After hearing the story, the Buick makes a bit more sense. But I see the other way too often. People need to learn they are not entitled to park like a moron.
My contribution... One asshat set the stage for a second asshat.. Leaving hardly enough room to fit my big ass in.
MOA parking FTL?
Nah, 517 Marquette ramp in downtown mpls
I've learned stupid is never in one place. But it always seems to be in front of me.
Best quote of 2017!
Just a big dumb dumb idiot head. The question is, who parked first? Van or dumb dumb idiot head?
This person failed twice
Nice, now we're making fun of the handicapped.
Nobody is safe in this thread.
I am convinced that some of the Lifetime Fitness members in Savage have lost their minds when it comes to parking. There is one area of the parking lot that must be a magnet for stupid people.
Dinglberry #1 - The "I am more important than you and need two parking spots" guy.
Dingleberry #2 - The "My car is awesome and I must showcase it for all to admire" guy.
Dingleberry #3 - The "I got distracted by the almighty awesomeness of Dingleberry #2 and lost control of my truck" guy.
Dingleberry #4 - The "I need to advertise my company (Braaten Creative Woods) and this seemed like a good way to do it" guy. Dingleberry #2 is pissed he lost his showcase spot.
The funniest part of all of this is that it all happens in the same corner of the parking lot. It must be the Bermuda Triangle of parking.
Lmao, excellent post...not so excellent parking
I just think they saw some weird guy in a Subaru taking pictures and decided to pose and give him something to do.
I bet those are employees.
These two winners.
It’s crazy how similar they look!
I know! Those headlights are practically identical.
Parking lot was completely full but this guy is clearly a honey badger...
I wanted to make a point, so I backed in so close to him that my mirror almost touched his window. I figured he lacked the skills to not hit me backing out, since he did such a fantastic job pulling in, so I decided to move over a bit.
I guess I got the next one too...
Came out of work and thought to myself "damnit dude I've been there all day"... Sure enough my coworker comes up to me saying "man I knew I screwed up but it was cold and I had already committed".
I just might have to go to his desk and put my chair super close to his on Monday.
Honey badger don’t give a ****.
"Committed" means he was too lazy to get back in his car and center it between the lines? Makes me wonder how "committed" he is to the quality of work he does.
Hopefully he’s more committed to centering his cheeks on the toilet seat in the morning.
german car driver. no further explanation needed.
You mean that isn't a wheel chock?
it is now
Also... background of the first pic.... didn't realize till today that BMW made a plug-in x5... kinda want
is it actually a plug in or is it a douchebag with a bmw parking where they want?
Only $63k starting price point. You should own 2 by now.
They're about $40k for a 2016... could get most of the way there trading the 4runner.
keep the 'yota
Now I know what to use when I want to break through the front door at Best Buy. Give it a little more throttle though.
That Buick could be a real sleeper tho!
He's taking up at least 2 spaces.. some kind of nerve that guy has! Might want to invest in a back-up camera or parking sensors though.
This truck was making a delivery at the Galleria. I drove by at about 830am, and saw him backed up to the door with no cars in the lot, and cones set up in the surrounding parking spots. This pic is at 1000am. Look at all the a$$ holes who decided to box this guy in. Pricks.
Also, My buddy had some of these business cards made! Frickin hilarious! I might have to get about 100 for myself!