Sh1tty Parking job call out and picture thread

I think the Dinglberry drivers come out in the spring with the robins. I spotted these two specimens recently. Just to be clear, the concrete pad they are parking on is not part of the parking lot. All that I can hope for is that a robin sits in the tree and poops on their cars/trucks!

 

I found these photos on an old phone I was cleaning off. I guess when you are in control of this much awesomeness, parking between the lines is just not an option...

 

I don't think the Caddy is parked, he's just getting lined up between the trees for a run through the lake.

 

Spotted this a while ago but found it in my phone this morning.

 

Just your typical BMW driver at Cars and Coffee this morning. Also parked in the JDM etc. section rather than with his own kind.

 

Started drinking early...

 

Is this what they call Euro trash?

 

^^^ beautiful... haha

 

The car isn't perfectly parallel to the seam in the concrete.

 

Yes, I have OCD. It has been seen and acknowledged.

 

I pull in at an angle and straighten out in the garage. Leaves more room for the wife.

 

OCD is a beautiful thing...when it is perfect.

 

That's what she said.

 

Pickle

 

My wife was so happy with the detailing job I did to her car, she had to send me a pic when she was walking out to where she parked it at the mall. My wife is a dick.

 

Hmmm

 

I said she IS a dick, not she HAS a dick.

 

Ohhhhhhh! My bad.

 

Saw this in Lacrosse after the camping crew stopped for breakfast.

 

^they were having so much trouble parking it, too

 

I can tell by the make of the vehicle that they were at least 110 and clinically blind.

 

My gf goes "Hey... I drive a Buick"

 

At least she's just your girlfriend. There's still time to change your mind...

 

It also appears they are in a Handicap space...you are all a bunch of meanies.

 

I would have to say the Cars & Coffee one was the worst. That is a meeting for enthusiasts to all meet up and see everyone's cars. They even show you where to park. Although, if I ever bought an "M" car, it would be that color because it is absolutely stunning. It would be more stunning in the BMW section though. What a toolbag.

 

Blue is overrated (says the owner of his fourth blue car).

 

I just tell myself that mines purple not blue...

 

Always seems like it's the same kinda car

 

Typical Apple Valley BS.

 

South Minneapolis.. Full parking lot