Sh1tty Parking job call out and picture thread

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  1. zisson33
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    Oh ISHT...thats me. Now, this all started when I was trying to fit in between two people who couldn't park worth a mother. Of course they left and made me look like an @ss that can't park. I walked out after a birthday dinner and busted out laughing...I had to out myself.
     

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    Sh1ttty parking at the Asian grocery store? No wai?!

    For those not familiar with United Noodle, there's diagonal parking alongside the building. For some, it's really hard to turn left to park your rainbow farting Subaru into a parking spot there:

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    People get paranoid that they aren't leaving enough space between their rear bumper and the building that's about 12' behind them, so you always see this:

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    Unless you're an Audi driving dickface who decides it's ok to leave just barely enough room between your rear bumper and the building for a mid-sized car to sneak through:

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    That is fantastic
     
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    Obviously paranoid of scraping their bumper...again. And female...no depth perception.
     
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    Multiple fails... one picture.
     
  6. ofspunk7
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    Well the Neon I understand. If I had a car that nice I would totally take up 2 or 3 lanes. I bet that dude is one of the richest people in Wisconsin. He probably has 2 Green Bay hats.


    Is it just me or is the SUV behind him leaning to the driver's side? Maybe due to all of the bling on the driver's neck?
     
  7. idget
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    Holy **** that red bugeye wrx (ie neon) looks like they even pulled through. The angles, they're all wrong!
     
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    Haha, my cousin found this a while back. Finally found a home for it! ;)
     

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    Looks like what I found today. That is not a handicap tag on their rear view mirror. That parking spot is also not an an angle.


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    ^^^Wow!
    twiztid, if you angle your head a bit it looks like the cars are sliding across the lot.

    Best I got today. Some A-hole parked a firetruck in the cart corral.
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    I bet it was Brian!
     
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    Yep, by some A-hole I really meant Brian.
     
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    Come on! Chianti grill lot where there's never enough parking.
     
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    That place rocks!
     
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    That's a CHARGER Bro!!!! Back off

    What would have been great though is if the guy in the Accord would have pulled up and snuggled in EXTRA close so charger dips**t would have had to crawl through the passengers side.
     
  16. twiztid_rs
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    I don't see a problem... Looks good to me
     
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    Actually, an 80s tercel or some **** fit behind it! And someone did park next to them real snug. This was taken at 5. At a little past 7 when we left there were no spots left in the lot and seriously, everyone passing by this car either took a picture, glared at it, spit on it, etc... wish someone would have parked their bike in front of it to totally box them in.
     
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    I should wander through the parking lots on campus and fill this thread.
     
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    Seriously, wtf is it with Charger drivers?

    Here's my addition:
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    Hard to see but his right fender is sticking over the line into the next spot. No handicap placard either. I notice the self important, look at me, yuppies to be the ones to park like assholes most often
     
  20. tangledupinblu
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    The hostess should have gotten on the loudspeaker and said "would the asshole with the white Charger please go out and correctly park your POS? The asshole with the white Charger...". Business owners should have these vehicles towed so when they come out they'll have a double portion of WTF as a tasty dessert.
     
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    This was at the EP mall
     
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    I work at the NAPA in EP and i see this everyday, it drives me nuts.
     
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    Bumblebee, you inconsiderate ass!

    Mall parking is the worst.
     
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    Did anyone snap picks of some "awesome" park jobs @ Morries tonight? Lol
     
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    Looks like bumblebee is staring down shockwave...lol (yes i realize that shockwave wasn't a beemer)
     
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    looks like a case of nerd :p
     
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    Is that slowmaro only the six? That makes it worse.
     
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    What's considered Bad Parking?

    How's a Bus suppose to Park when it Doesn't fit em?

    I always take 5 parking spots cuz it doesn't fit and I have to go pee-pee.

    Don't take a pic of me.:D

    My car on the other hand, No problem at all
     
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    Japan has the best crazy parking jobs I have ever seen.

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    Not the best picture, but as you can see the silver car in the middle is not quite on target.

    Neither is the car to it's right with the open door.
    And you cans see the top of the roof of the car on the far left is not even close to a normal parking job.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  32. curly2k3
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    based on the looks of the truck alone, he's clearly approaching full retardation... I am unsurprised.
     
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    I like it the way this driver parking the car!

    Stay back, Car is transforming into Bumblebee!

    Didn't know Bumblebee was REAL
     
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    Key that ****... This is how I park, on the days I don't bus in:

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    Today they installed that video camera. It's all the way at the end of the lot and I don't bother anyone.
     
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    ^lol...cone is on the wrong side!
     
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    LOL, I don't see a problem here...
     
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    The air pressure in the Jeeps tire is low...duh.
     
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    Holy... WTF?! What could they... How did... I mean really?! You see this all the time too. Are they even looking at the lines or is this really their best attempt at lining up with the adjacent car? I don't know which is worse in that scenario anyway. ****ing WOW!

    There are some great shopping center submissions on this page!
     
  40. tangledupinblu
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    They didn't want to scuff their front bumper on the yellow lines? You may have started one of the longest running MnSubaru threads ever...****ty parking is a life long issue. lol. I could go over to the "What did you do to your Subaru today" thread and cross post about 20-30 images...:D
     
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    Lmfao.

    20 years from now I'm going to post your wheelchair hardparked at the retirement home.
     
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    Hahaha, you'll have to do it then...cuz i can park fine right now. lol. I'm gonna park it on your foot.


    Example...newest post on there.lol Cleeeean car, ****ty parking... ImageUploadedByTapatalk1332985647_630771.jpg
     
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    I can see it now, wrb rascal with hella horns.

    I also like that you don't care that I indirectly called you old as balls but focused on the parking part lol :highfive:
     
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    In 20 yrs i may need a wheelchair. And it WILL be a rascal, rattle canned with GrimmSpeed WRB paint...and hellas to get the ladies attentionz!FTW :lowfive:
     
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    the real question is will it be hella flush