More so than my bugeye. When i'm that old i'm gonna need every little advantage to impress the ladies! Something has got to make up for the dentures and hair plugs.
I was in a rush I don't care Whatever Whats wrong with it or My Favorite one, It's good enough! Those sh***y parkers will say at least one of em
Saw this gem at Ashley Furniture today. Notice how there is MORE then enough open, lined parking stalls available, yet they park like an ass in the clearly lined no parking zone...
Brave man. I wouldn't do anything remotely douchebag'ish when parking that thing, with those plates. That's just begging for a couple guys to pick up your car and "park" it for you between a couple trees.
If I had the silver car parked on the "drivers side" I would have helped them park it correctly when I left... Not like it would have done an harm to "my car"
That person must be extremely lonely. No friends, wife/husband and quite possibly could be an 40 yr old Virgin(I mean, Who would even think about buying this car). They must be late for an date with the animals! I'm coming, I'll park right here because I'm SMART No I'm SMARTER than U
You and another co-worker park your cars real close to his on both sides(make sure you can get in/out) that way he won't be able to get in when it's time to go home. That'll make him stop doing this. If not, Keep doing it til he stops. I'm sure he won't open his door to damage his or yours since he cares so much about dents and dings, which is why he parked it like this. I'll park right next to his left side and back mine in too, that way I can get in/out He can get in/out from the passenger side. lol
He may be prone to kicking in some fenders. On the wrong day, I could see myself doing something to a D-bag who parked way too close to my car.
Rent a heavy duty fork lift one day and move it for him! The airport did this to my car once because I was parked in the long term lot and they needed to do maintenance in the area my car was parked. So they moved it and left me wondering where my car was.
It is in the designated Subaru WRX parking area too. I'm just going to leave a note next time with the same message as my post. I'm sure he's a d-bag since he has Troy Burne golf hat in his rear window.
Could be worse, could be a Whistling Straights membership card. Also, while we're being honest here. If I noticed a wrx circle jerk parking party every day I'd probably park a beater square in the middle of it every day too
Rochester: Reprazent (If you can't tell from the glare that's 3 spots taken up by parking sideways, 1 of which is a motorcycle parking spot)
Seriously. Before this... have you ever taken a photo before? You definitely win the prize for worst picture in this thread so far.
Two is all the circle you need when blackozone has both boy and girl bits. Drove into work for the first time in a long time. Forgot how difficult it is for people to park. "Oh, you're pulling out of your spot? Go ahead. You're already halfway out. Do your thing" *waiting *waiting "wtf, fine I'll go then." "Oh. I see." :unamused: Bonus point for the black car hugging the line for the disabled parking spot.
Don't you see the boat the pontiac vibes got hooked up to it? Wats the F-150 doing parking like that? Oh, So u'r truck is to long to fit in the parking spot, huh? I hate pick-up and SUV drivers. Always think they're superior and are the King of the Road/Parking lots and can park are however and wherever they please and can ride your ass down the road to get u to move over. Just like that one
You'd think the gym might attract a few less lazy people.....nope. Parked the bike avoiding the oil spill and leaving enough room for a fellow biker if they wanna share, walked out to some dip**** getting outta his truck.
Everyone knows that no one goes to the health club for exercise but rather to find a **** buddy. Heaven forbid you hike in from the back row of the lot...lazy losers.
I think I should win for spotting this guy (who was not handicapped, other than a parking handicap), there should be quadtripple points for a guy that park badly in a hc space AND a normal space!
Saw this jem on the way out of the grocery store. I believe they are only handicapped because they are Retarded! As I took the picture my 2 1/2 year old son asked why i was taking a picture. I told him the truth, so myself and others on the intraweb can make fun of stupidity. His reply "Oh, that's cool dad"
Any time I park outside of my garage I intentionally leave my car skewed a little bit to see if Josh will take pictures and put them in this thread
Stuff like this drives me nuts. I'm thinking of getting one of those white window markers that people use for weddings and write "IDIOT!" or something on their windows when I see this.
Please, I was just making the world right again by parking in 3 subarus. That saved the rest of the world from having to deal with 3 sthuuuper speshul subaru parking jobs for the night.
Oh he's texted them to me. Its Poe's law at its finest. Can't tell if its in jest or if its a derp moment.
I told him this morning when i saw his post. I would have been posting the hell out of them if i could! And he parks that way because he's a derp, don't let him fool ya.
partly to bug josh, partly because those corner spots leave more room and I don't always trust the neighbors to not door ding the crap out of me. when i'm in a spot in the actual row, I park correctly.
