Sh1tty Parking job call out and picture thread

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  1. tangledupinblu
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    Lies!! If i could post them...i'd prove it...but i can't, so i won't. You're safe for now.:p
     
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    ^The beauty of picture texts and friends.:D Some derp parked his leggy wagon like a derp!
     
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    Idk why he parks like that. IV seen the people around where you live and their cars, they all seem like winners and have very nice cars with lots of chrome. I really don't know what he is worried about.
     
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    I want to make a bunch of these and wait...lol
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    You know, if you get bent out of shape about parking like that you really need to get a life. He's not taking any extra spaces, and not inconveniencing anyone. It's kinda pointless and lame, but not worth getting your panties in a wad over.

    There's someone who works at a large store near me, who always parks their WRX wagon in the far corner of the lot, backed in, diagonally. The car's probably in 3 spots, but the closest other cars ever come to that spot is easily over 100', so who cares?

    There's aguy who works in another building right in the same area who very carefully parks his car at the end of the lot, backwards, as far from any other car as possible (but very neatly in the parking space, I must say). It's a base model Altima... But he's not in anyone'se way or taking up extra spaces, so, whatever floats his boat.
     
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    ^ well said.
     
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    BAck when i was younger and stupid **** made me angry (which is usually stupider than the **** that made you angry in the first place), I always wanted to print up some similar cards, but on label stock. Stick them to the window under the wiper like that. When the guy goes to grab it and throw it away, they find out it's actually adhered to the glass...
     
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    Well I pulled that image off the web so of course I would have to change it up a bit! As far as adhering it to the glass, thats just plain mean! I would never do that or key another persons care, I have too much respect for another persons personal property to destroy it or damage it in any way.
     
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    To be fair to the handicapped permit parkers when they're parking into the crossed yellow lines, they may actually be doing that as a courtesy to the people who would park next to them. They're usually pulling wheelchairs/walkers out of the passenger side or the person on that side may need to be able to open the door all the way to allow access for one of the aforementioned devices so they're actually doing people a courtesy by doing that instead of dooring the hell out of the car next to them.

    As far as some of the other pictures go, included in my prayers each night is the request that when we catch the next structure fire, I get to pull hydrant duty, with some douchenozzle parked in front of the hydrant so I can run a charged 6in supply line through their newly ventilated vehicle.
     
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    Ah, but if it's on glass, it's not going to damage the vehicle, just really, really piss them off. As I said, back when I was younger, and certainly not for anything I've seen here.

    I did have a guy park a car literally 2 inches off my driver's side in a ramp once (when i was parked in the center of my space). That may, umm, have required some bodywork afterwards.
     
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    I don't understand people who park in front of fire hydrants. Hell, they taught us not to do that in elementary school... 10 years before any of us were of legal driving age. But also, come on, really?

    There's one spot on my commute to work that ALWAYS has a car blocking a hydrant. On a busy road that sees high car, bus and bicycle traffic no less. I don't know why it infuriates me every time but maybe it's because I can just imagine the cluster**** that would ensue if there's ever a need to access that hydrant and it's blocked off.
     
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    You know, there's actually a "like" button you can press. You don't have to pretend. Because everthing has to be like facebook, right?
     
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    The following are examples of what can happen:

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    Firefighters, much like Marines, soldiers and police officers welcome the chance to break things any chance they get. If a car is parked in the way of a hydrant and we have an emergency we'll take great pleasure in running that hose through the car. If we're really, really feeling like dicks we'll wait to flush the hydrant until after we've taken out the windows. Imagine 50-200 gallons of filthy, rust colored water pouring into the interior, as well as whatever may have been in the water main we just opened up. Hell, it's not even a pretty thought for the exterior.

    I get warm fuzzies looking at those photos. If you've got a habitual offender, you can always call it in on the non emergency line. Blocking a hydrant is a dick move that invites reporting.
     
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    Forgot how cool 97 suburbans were.
     

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    Really? not even close....
     
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    The lack of MN plates in those pics saddens me because I really do see it all the time. I'll have to be more mindful of checking to see it's the same car.

    Spotted this hellflush stancetard OG again today... in his defense he did straighten the car back out... after we circled around to grab a shot lol

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    I've see some of the cleanest lifted trucks in Rochester. And by clean I mean they've never seen spec of mud despite all the effort to make them off-road capable.
     
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    My panties come waded in the package and remain that way after installation. You should have seen the other one that i took of Derpies wagon. It was between the lines but was hanging about 5 feet into the parking lot. Had to swerve around it just to get to my garage! He's just a Derp...lol.

    And Brian, it looks like they went through the window of the minivan just to prove a point!? I approve!
     
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    Yes, the tar babies are a-plenty in crotchester. Its even funnier when they complain because their 35inch mud terrains only got 20,000 miles on them and they're bald.
     
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    What do you expecct - it's NORTHTOWN!
     
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    AND it's a government agency building
     
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    I'm sad there weren't Priuses with their windows busted out in this post.
     
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    I love how the one has a mayors sign on it... Think your privileged??? I think not... LOL... On the other hand I got a friend who works for the osseo FD... He loves to smash out windows... He claims it just as satisfying as saving a life. :)
     
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    High school parking lot it doesn't get any easier
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    Double points for a camper trailer?
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    Subaru dickbag
     
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    Double dick bag!
     
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    I understand this, but they are really just asking to be messed with more.
     
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    ^^^^^^ They just turned a good parking spot into a Sh1tty one?????? I'd like to see someone risk a ticket and park in the other half.
     
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    i dont understand it, no one can park next to it anyways, there is no reason for it
     
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    haha thats moa parking for ya, that other side is a walking path so im guessing he didnt want shopping bags bumping it :rolleyes:
     
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    Corvette owners are some of the weirdest people on earth, kinda like Porsche owners. (d bags)
     
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    I know right?! Look at idget! Lol isn't generalizing fun?
     
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    What is it you understand? He/she has plenty of room and no car can park on either side...... This is just stupid.
     
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    Didn't realize the no park zone on the driver side when I took that picture. An ideal parking spot.. yeah makes zero sense.
     
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    Not a car in site but that's how he parks his rusty pickup ... I don't get some people
     
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    It's amazing how many people at the EP wallmart can't read and park right in front of the "no parking" signs. photo2.JPG photo3.JPG photo3.JPG
     
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    ^^^ i love how you have the balls to openly take peoples pictures! That lady is like WTF?
     
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    If you are occupying your vehicle, you can sit in a no-parking zone. You just can't walk away.
     
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    Dodge Stratus SSE at Autozone in Crystal. He works there and his reasoning was because it has the R/T engine. All his co-workers were getting a good laugh when I explained the pic was going up on this thread.
     

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    LMAO...what a chode.
     
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    lol, chode. That's in my top3 for words that need to make a come back along with jabroni and dickhead.

    i.e.

    "Who is 1_sic_rex on the forum? Dudebro seems like a chode."
    "Yeah, that's Brad. Only a jabroni like him would choose a name like that."
    "What a dickhead."
    "Yeah, total chode."
     
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    Chode has always made me lol, so has that jabroni B-Rad. Only chodes take up 2-4 spots in a lot.