Since Chet doesn't have breasts does that mean his jimmy will swell up and grow rock hard? That might be a first for the boy.
Claim it was immaculate conception and tell them he's due in a few days. That should freak out some folks.
NO they arent, but this one time at a zoo in Australia this little old asian lady was looking at the Kangaroos... she looked around and noticed no-one watching so she walked up to a Big Red whos balls were hanging out, and she thought to herself... I wonder how much those weigh... So she walked up slowly and cupped the balls in her little granny hands... the Kangaroo seemed to be enjoying it until she squeezed them... up jumped the Big Red and over the 10 foot fence and escaped... Suddenly the zoo keeper comes running pulling his pants around his knees... yelling... "Hey lady squeeze mine... I gotta catch that bastard!!!"