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  1. Jared2759
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    Hey does anyone know a doc that can give me a taint prescription without testing my anus?

    Readymix: "Fixed that for you"
     
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    This thread will go well.
     
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    The Minnesota Board of Optometry has a comprehensive list of unethical providers on their website.
     
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    Perhaps the 1st stickied thread of the new year?
     
  5. GotGrip?
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    For those of us that have an actual condition that would require a script, please don't ask or do stuff like this so you can ruin it for those that actually need it.
     
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    I ... Think I'll check this later. Make me proud, guys :D
     
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    Sub'd
     
  8. ShortytheFirefighter
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    ShortytheFirefighter Pokemans. I has none. Staff Member

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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    ShortytheFirefighter Pokemans. I has none. Staff Member

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    Also, posterity quote.
     
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    Have you tried just painting your windows with black paint? Can't hit you with a tint ticket if it isn't film, right? Pretty sure that's how the law works.
     
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    jubella2 GC8 FTW

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    If you want dark windows that badly just pay the $120 fine when you get pulled over.
     
  14. Krazylegz1485
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    Or get a cargo van with no windows. Can't get a tint ticket if you ain't got any windows to tint.

    As a bonus, you can hand out free candy to passers-by.
     
  15. curly2k3
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    Only effective if you advertise that you have the free candy, otherwise no one notices you as you roll through the neighborhood.
     
  16. klutz
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    that turned dark quickly.
     
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    I see what you did there...
     
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  18. Krazylegz1485
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    Dark. Just like the inside of a van with no windows...
     
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    Well my damn photo isn't inlining right. User error.

    Also I'm pretty sure tint laws are different for vans/SUV and wagons. I may be wrong.
     
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    Tharr we go!
     
  21. readymix
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    Then there shouldn't be any reason to pull him over for it.
     
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    That's it? OP isn't going to respond? I got hyped up for no reason?

    Seems suspicious. I think one of you regulars made this account out of boredom.
     
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    If it was one of us, I would like think we'd be a bit more clever and less "throw the fishing pole into the water" than op was.
     
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    and wouldn't have left
     
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    I'm guessing they just saw the various threads of flaming idiots like this and did the smart thing and got out while they were only wounded. Apparently they had one brain cell left still firing.
     
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    I really thought there'd be more response to this, especially with the implications of the OP's name being Jared. Subway anyone?
     
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    I had forgotten about him since I haven't been going to Subway for years...too many better choices.
     
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    Jared from Subway makes me think of Deadpool or South Park... toss up on which traces into my mind first at any given time.
     
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    Lol definitely a troll account. OP was last seen Tuesday at 9:40, which is when the original post was made. :coffee:
     
  30. Soupboy
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    Can a mod please change the thread title to Taint?
     
  31. readymix
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    That can be arrainged...

     
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    For those future douches looking for a tint script that happen find this thread...

    The Optometrist who used to be recommended for a tint prescription by several members of MNSubaru has had his license to practice suspended multiple times for practicing under the influence and for numerous charges of indecent exposure.

    Before anyone says anything, no, I have no personal experience with the above, LOL. Just google the name. Top two hits are a news article about exposing himself and the MN Board of Optometry actions taken against him.
     
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    OP is gone as fast as they came. That's taints for ya.
     
  35. Aegis
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    thread is dead. moose out front should have told you.
     
  36. tangledupinblu
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    Thattaint funny!
     
  37. Silky21L
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    You gotta tickle the taint if you want the tint, not call the cops. #MeToo
     
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