Taras's Thread!

singles for calls

 

I want a bowl of mushrooms and creams

 

taras likes old balls

 

i want a bowl of bowel movements.

 

Ass swell? Sounds like you need ointment.

Also:

No help with teens.

 

kelp covered peens

 

fail, of the epic type

 

paris hilton, does anyone understand the hype?

 

no, her daddy is rich, she is not that good looking, and she makes less coherent sentences than taras

 

She's living proof of the fact that money can compensate for lack of good looks, intelligence, self-dignity, common sense, talent, or discernible skill and can mask the fact that you have herpes and the clap.

Marketing at its finest: Paris Hilton. Selling you something you don't even want.

 

probably my favorite post of the night. bravo lee. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

I'd kill her on site. I hate the arrogant self-righteous bitch, and her worthless nothing-father. He made the monster, so he's just as guilty for contaminating the gene pool with a walking petri dish.

 

i feel dirty and retarded when i see a picture of her even

 

i would still do her! Doggy... or maybe donkey or whatever.

 

You are not making yourself look very good right now.

Wait, would this mean you're giving up your girlfriend?:yumyum:


By the way: Donkey and Doggy style are totally different.

 

if he does, dibs on his girl...i need some action here. lol

 

F that. I am not giving up my girl. Actually i am going to go and do some dirty stuff to her right now. :ugh::yumyum: yeah like that.

 

OH SNAP, shots fired!

 

Ninja Edit!!! Suck it!

 

so she is on the left about to puke and you are the one on the right thinking you are doing well?

 

well he has been gone for 6 mins, he beat my best time.... **** my life



also, I am openly addicted to forensic files.....

 

LOL, I like uke::yumyum: lol

 

Glad to see you and him get along so well.

 

so apparently you dont even get close enough for contact. you sir, are a smooth man.

 

I have a very long toung(sp)

 

i doubt it. if you do, its probably form her ripping it out of your mouth when you attempt to touch her with it

 

whatchu sayyy!?!?! ah hex nah no he di'inttt man dat foo's boutsta bussa cizzap in y0 izass.

taras cant last long-

whos cheeching the chong?-

let me see that thong-

 

Yes, Doggystyle and Donkeystyle?
I know of a Donkey punch :laugh:

 

donkey punch! Love it!

 

this should be a bumper sticker on your car.

 

Mr L has the shocker on his car.... :laugh:

 

I didn't realize you liked getting punched in the back that much...

 

I am so going to get a sticker like that. Skidmark used to make awesome decals, dont know if he still does.

 

^^ i think youre missing the point. it means if anyone should get a sticker like that it should be your girlfriend seeing as you are not the donkey punch-E you are the donkey punche-R.

 

now DANCE!

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!one!!!111!!1oneuno!!

KAPOW!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

maybe he is the punchee....

 

I know that. But you get the pleasure from it. So you can say "donkey punch. Love it"

 

no because then that would incline that you love it when you get donkey punched. thus yielding that you deffinatly do not wear the pants.

 

What about just "donkey punch"

 

Paris isn't THAT bad, looks-wise, if you catch her at the right angle she's pretty. I just think she has a big nose.

 

I would have to disagree, as I am not into having sex with birdcages......

also, nicole richie before she started doing coke was wayyy more attractive imo

 

word, i like girls that eat