The vocalist of Disturbed makes me think of a giant ape banging his fists against his chest. Except the ape would sound better.
seriously, all of their **** blows. hells bells- super cool cuz lyk omg lol we r satans! thunder- because plasma in the atmosphere is cool enough to write a mega kewl song about back in black- because the absense of color is awesome and scurry! bob marley is lame and annoying. NOTHING IS WORSE THAN DEADHEADS. "oh man dude, youve GOT to listen to this song, its like the best ever man." grateful dead ftl
You are allowed to like music that sucks sloppy, liquified crap all you want, buddy. But I'll be sure to tell you that it sucks and why it sucks every time I hear it. Land of Confusion...that is one good reason to burn the members of disturbed at the stake. I heard it and thought, "wow, not too bad thus far" then the singer started in with his "ARF ARF ARF" crap and I wanted him to die in a fire.
I personally haven't like Godsmack for the reason that Sully calls himself a Witch and prattles on his soapbox about Wiccan faith like a right-wing Jehovah Witness missionary. Also, he's about 4 feet tall, and circus-folk frighten me.
plates ftw godsmack makes me feel like I just killed someone after listening to it, as in I feel like shiuh
No no, you had it right. It's plates. And no, it doesn't make sense. The problem with bands singing about inside jokes is that the rest of the world (or their fanbase/customers) aren't in on the inside jokes. Which means the songs make no sense, and eventually intelligent people move on. Remember Alien Ant Farm? They used to advertise about using inside jokes in their songwriting. See what happens when you treat your fans like outsiders? Also, Scott Stapp is a douche nozzle.
I know this is like 5 years old, but nickelback still sucks http://www.theweb s hite.net/nickelback.htm (owned by filter, take out the spaces)
I'm glad Jason mentioned HiM. They suck teh hard. Also Bam Margera. Oh, and dare we forget Jack Black and everything to do with him. I hate hate hate Tenacious D.
ORLY? Sorry, the first post I saw mentioning them was Jasunz. I apologize and give the credit to you. OH oh oh oh oh Dashboard Confessional. They suck tew.
I like Bob Marley. The only reason you hate him, it seems, is because most of his fans are ******* pot head, hippies. That is the same reason I hate Phish. They might be good, but I don't care to find out because the fans have already ruined them for me.
^ thats what I try to explain to everyone thats like wtf man marley rules. now everytime I hear that genre of music I get instantly angry. nothing against him personally its just his fans ruined all his music for me.
There are very few guitarists that qualify as "amazing" in this day and age. Jack White is not one of them. Please point me in the direction of a song by Jack White where his 'amazing' guitar playing is displayed.
Nobody twosome produces a bigger wall of good sound than Jack and his incestuous drummer ho. Electronically produced swag is apples v. oranges. Anyone taking umbrage with Jackie boy is just upset that funky honkey is pulling more wool daily than they have/will in a lifetime. Know this and swallow it...as bitter as it may be. :roll:
Agreed, they are quite solid and better in different ways. Then again, both have weiners and neither has made a pR0n0 focused on a broad with large lungs. Also, we're not comparing TWS to TBK.
I have never once, not once, been jealous of the kind of groupie ass that musicians get. They make 'music' and if their brand of 'music' sucks to me, then they suck. I'm definately not jealous of Jack and the 'wool' he pulls. I don't like Jack White because his voice is nasaly and whiny, and his guitar playing is subpar at best. Nothing I've heard by the White Stripes strikes me as catchy or talented. I suck at playing the drums, I'll be the first to admit it. I have maybe 100 hours total under my belt, but I can play the drums as well as his sister. And I bet if I stopped smoking for two weeks I could sing in a voice that didn't sound like every other washed up, emo crybaby currently getting airplay. Radio rock is made for people that have no musical taste and will eat whatever tripe is shoveled in front of them. Nickelback is a prime example....so is that "Superman" song by 3 Doors Down. The White Stripes have their place in unique duo rock, but I don't find them in any way talented. Furby was a unique idea for a stuffed toy, but it doesn't mean it wasn't stupid and useless. The White Stripes can continue to carry themselves on their gimmick of pastey white guy that screams and beats on his guitar and pastey white girl with huge tits that plays mediocre percussion all they want. But until they come up with something that strikes me as musically pleasing and talented, they will continue to be grouped in the suck radio trash group with Coldplay and Nickelback. If you like them, that's cool. But to say that Jack White is an "amazing guitarist" is absolute ignorance. NOFX aren't great musicians, but Eric Melvin can easily out play Jack White on a guitar...or Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains...or wow...I could go on all day really. There are tons of guitarists today that I would qualify as amazing, and all of them are worlds more talented than Jack White.
Comparing TWS to Lickmysack or Threehoespwn3d is categorically unfair. The latter two can't DIAF soon enough. The Coldplay reference is a RIP on TWS haters, not a comparison on any level. I certainly have never asserted that either of Jack or Teets are "great" in any one particular vacuum but it is hard to cite another current pair, TBK notwithstanding, that provides what they do. It's the old adage, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. You're telling everyone why you "hate" TWS. Tell us what you "like" so that we can tell you why they "rock" or "suck" to us. Only fair :biggrin: I stand by my local mainstays - El Sluggo y Rhymesayers
I like tons of different things. It is hard for me to even begin. NOFX has a special place in my heart Pennywise Bad Religion Sublime ^^ those are whole collection loves... Beyond that there are numerous songs by different artists that I find good. I like some stuff by Suicidal Tendencies Pantera never seems to do me any wrong I've had the Toadies first disc in my car for nearly a decade...that possum song is overdone, but the rest of their stuff is creative and well laid out No Use For a Name has a few songs I can appreciate Johnny Cash is good stuff You'd have to look through my music collection, it is pretty diverse really. And ask anyone that has been in my car. If the radio is turned on (my CD/DVD player likes to kick the disc out when the temperature outside is below 10 degrees which ends up defaulting to 93.7FM) I usually turn it off within about 15-30 seconds. I stopped listening to the radio over 10 years ago because I'd heard enough. I worked in a radio station for a while, one of those "Alternative" stations of the mid 90's, it sucked because I learned to hate music.
Good stuff...I'm a total omnivore when it comes to music. It is really pathetic, but I still have no problem rocking GnR's Appetite for Destruction right after Public Enemy's Welcome to the Terrordome. Then, I rock Jimmy Smith's Back at the Chicken Shack for good measure - can has B3 organ? Then, Atmosphere. Then, Master of Puppets. Then, Barry Manilow (NFW, I kid). What a sound whore... I've also figured out I'm older, in some cases double-digit, than most of the MNS00baruers.:emo:
