The Green Glass Room

Yes... There may be no money, but there are bills!!!

 

hmm... is there a kitty in said room but no mew?

 

Yes kitty, but no mew.

 

But it's pointless to have bookkeepers when there are no records.

 

there is water in the green glass room but no moisture?

 

nope... no water is in said room. no moisture either.
just hookers and beer are in ggr. and you don't have to card people... because there are no kids in ggr.

 

there are girls in the green glass room but no boobs

 

wrong...there are boobs but no girls :ugh:

 

^^^ <_<

>_> don't speak of such things...thats...scary

 

they have google in ggr... but the can't have the internets

 

they have Microsoft in the GGR but nothing else

*gasp*

 

nope.... no microsoft.
they have no computer
just apple. they do have an apple.

 

oh god..GGR sounds like a nightmare Lol

 

noone has the same sex in the ggr.... but hes the only one lol!

 

there are Mademoiselles, but no Clothing, in the ggr!

 

there are weenies in the ggr but no buns

 

ok i cannot mess this one up...

there is a car in the GGR but no keys?

 

nope,

there are saabs, but no fuel.

 

Omgifail

wow i actually do fail. i cannot even get my simple statement to produce an effective number of 'all CAPS'

 

No!!!! There Is No Fail In The Ggr!

 

Only winners get in!!

 

yes... with biggol tattys....IN! the tiny flat ones are also not

 

there are tatoos in the ggr, but no ink.

 

There are roofies, but no rape.
There are boobs, but no bewbs.
There are Apples, but no Macs.
There is Bill Gates, but no Steve Jobs.
There is offense, but no defense.
There is winning, but no fail.
Which is why scoobypwns hasn't figured out how to get into the room yet.
Or is he already there?

 

there is baseball in the ggr, but no bats.

 

You can go commando in the GGR, but you can't hang out with your wang out.

 

there is hammer, but no nails.

 

You can't go commando. It is forbidden.

 

there are teeth but no smiles

 

but but biut.. ggr... its luvs the forbidden it is welcome

 

the forbidden is in the ggr but the required is not

 

You can get hammered in the GGR, and then 1_sic_rex will try to nail you.

 

there is add in the ggr but not stds

 

battlefiled 2 is played in the ggr, but warcraft is not.

 

no 'cause 1_sic_rex isn't in the GGR

 

Soon I'll be getting to Hawaaii for good pineapple smoothies.
Those are in the GGR.

 

He'll get you when you use the restroom.

 

Seen what? The peephole has no view!

 

Maybe, but you can still look.

 

And You Can See, Or Smell, But You Cannot Taste

 

there is no "can has" in the ggr, but there is "cannot has"

 

You can feel it too.

 

How can you use mirrors if there are no reflections? The mirrors will do no good