The longest story ever.

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    his wife, she was terribly drunk and told him that if he picks up another subbie she will leave him for a guy next door that has a full size...
     
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    boeing. they said sorry but its...
     
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    Hammer Time! The dancing ended when...
     
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    huge pants went out of style, which was about as fast as...
     
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    a 20 shot on the almighty srt4, which is what just pulled up. Todd ran to his car when...
     
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    he rolled down his back windows while sitting in the front seat. the srt4 thought this was some black magic and then proceeded to...
     
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    ...let one fly. It was aweful. Someone nearby said it smelled like...
     
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    The explosive Chipotle burrito that sent him flying out of the window in the first place! This was...
     
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    extremely chatoic and starting to get strange. He decided to...
     
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    evacuate himself and get back to his drunk wife. But when he walked into the house he saw his wife and...
     
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    :wavey:
     
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    She smelled like the burrito as well! Enraged with confusion, he pulled out his trusty pocket knife and...
     
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    did a cavity search on her...
     
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    and found 3 balls
     
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    Ball bearings that is. From when he threw a rod. Contemplating how they got in there, he...
     
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    pulled his pants down and laid that very same rod right on the floor, but that was not enough he...
     
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    needed stronger rods. so he went to...
     
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    ace hardware
     
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    and got himself a nice titanium rod and some other goodies like....
     
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    a screw driver..
     
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    a new set of golf clubs, he returned them when he noticed they tasted like......
     
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    a paint by numbers book, when he went to check out he realized that...
     
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    it was sandy stuff...
     
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    was all over the place. Someone must have...
     
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    got in his jine box... to remove the sand he had to....
     
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    eat his way out of a...
     
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    dog food bowl...why I dont know but i do know
     
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    sweet 16 birthday cake covered in...
     
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    roofies.... duhhhh
     
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    girl scouts, who were all screaming due to...
     
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    the fail train
     
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    which was on its way in, until...
     
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    Tim failed.
     
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    Fail!
     
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    ohh ninja edit...
     
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    so in the end it was all Tims fault.
     
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    whapshhh
     
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    this!
     
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    And...
     
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