Carl: Oh yeah, she is totally pimped out. I got Hypno-Rims, plasma screens...I gotta tank filled with fuzzy navels. You just shoot it out the back and get a girl wasted. Yeah, I had to take out a second loan on the house to pay for it, kinda risky...but it's gonna be totally worth it when I'm raking in the p****!!! But I gotta go, Mom....what? Where you comin at me with this 10 dollars crap?! We'll talk about your food situation later.
Sogonerg ... everyone everywhere seems to be just a little cookoo today .. wonder if it's something in the water ... cause at work people are being really strange too .. :crazy:
Ignignokt: The food creatures have the piece...so what must you do? Carl: Write fartmonger on my face in permanent marker. Err: That's right! And shave off half your 'stache!!! Ignignokt: Yes, but with your pants pooled around your ankles like an ocean of shame. Err: yeah, it's like you you got caught in the shame surf, because you vacationed on incompetant island! Carl: I will shave my face with these hedge clippers as I await your next command.
Meatwad: I'm calling Japan. Shake: WHO THE HEck DO YOU KNOW IN JAPAN??!! NOBODY!!! Meatwad: Hello, Japan? Shake: NO!! Meatwad: Yes, connect me to Godzilla, please.
I .. people person .. uh .. work good with children! ... People rike me, because I force them to .. WITH VIOLENCE!
Meatwad: When I was at that mall, this security guard took me in the bathroom and said 'This is how you don't touch people' and I says, "WHAT?!"
I love it when carl yells "WHERE IS MY PAPER!?!?!" Meatwad: I hate nature! Now you get me a beer and a woman! I'll give that waterbed a workout!
Carl: Heh heh, yeah, well, you know, he "upset" me pretty bad too. I don't know if I can sleep anymore. ***************************** Meatwad: Uh uh. Carl: See, I think that's what Hell is like, you know. ************************* Frylock: Carl— Carl: That, you know, I don't know if I believe in God, but … I think he must hate me. Frylock: Carl— Carl: ***************************************************************** +1 on handbanana -- Master Shake: Well, I'm sorry, but if you can't learn that little lesson, then someone's going to get their little mouth stabbed shut with skewers! And then we'll see how easily the axe slices through the meat! -- I am scared of how big this thread has gotten. It definetly helped make the work day pass by faster though
ok ok ... I promise to be done after this one ... for now DRW: Gentlemen ... BEHOLD!! ......... (nothing happens) Steve: WHAT?! DRW: oh hang on .... (opens door) and now .. BEHOLD!!!!! steve: you supposed to do something er .. DRW: am I not invisible??
"emory and oaglthorp?......were not invited was the end of that sentence" ERR:damn straight, put a period on that one" "plutonians are t3h suck"
HAHA a guy who says dickesode is a favorite is a scary, scary thing... My friend laughed at my face when I was watching that one - i was told it was a combination of pure horror and amusement.
Friends... relations... Whatever the hell Meatwad is... I've lived a full life. It's actually been pretty *****in'. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine... Dearest Meatwad: Turn on that dumb game 'cause I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby! Suck it up, mutha! Missing you already, M.S. Too bad we've used most of the good ones already
oh i'm sorry what I meant to say was .. nonjai, naboo, nonjai or however that japanese is spelled Yesterday good day biiirrthday! I am surprised people forgot the "this is your right, that's your right, this is your right, you're gonna die!"
Frylock: Well Mr. Smartie-pants, have you ever gone back in time? Meatwad: I farted my way out of an elevator!
Fry: What are you doin?? Meat: Makin us a mucous man Fry: Don't do that! You don't have all the tools!
Ignignoc: Our god is an Indian that turns into a wolf Err (whispering): No, thats the Wolfen man Ignignoc: Well, the Wolfen will come for you with his razor .
Err: You guys got any eggs? Because I'm TOTALLY GONNA MESS SOMEONE'S HOUSE UP! Ignignokt: Yes, eggs or pot, either one Meatwad: Hey Frylock, do we have any pot? Frylock: No, marijuana is illegal. Err: What about nitrous, man. Ignignokt: Shut up, Err. Fryman, we're full of religion now...come, let us bow our heads and pretend to be serious Err: Do it or we'll bow 'em for ya!
*ahem* This one was missed?? "Ohh sweet, sweet nectar. It's like my pool is tearin ass around the back yard! But it's stayin still. Still waters run deep!" - Carl, with a riced out pool ...
No no, you got Jerry all wrong. He said you guys had a little run in. See the Jerry I know took me to merry christmas...that's a strip club....you know, Merry XXX-mas!!!
Shake: The french have to unhook their jaw to kiss like that. Meatwad: Is it supposed to make you feel all warm, and slow your breathing down? Shake: That's emotion filling your body.
She says I have to move my brains cause she's got these "d****s" <---that shouldn't be blocked. It's basically blinds....WTF??????
