Not a quote, but it made me snicker http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Foreigner+belt&defid=768040
Carl: Hey Fryman. I got this post-it-note that was left on the curb for me. "Thanks for car. M.S." Frylock: Oh man. Carl: Yeah. Frylock: Ah I'm sure it'll be back. Carl: Ya think? That'd be so thoughtful. I want some from the movie, guess i gotta go see it again
Turkitron: In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets...from a monkey. The French craved it and as a result, Turkey became the only food source for France...which is now called RoboFrance29. I was later killed by the chickens. So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens.
Thousands of years ago into the future the descendants of the original insane-o-flex roamed the earth, excersising endlessly day after day until humans had totally eliminated their need for carbohydrates from their diets. All of this was squashed in the yeast uprising of 1987.
Frylock: What you've never seen a bra before? Master Shake: Yeah, just not with the boob meat in them.
Inignokt: Alright, when I say your name, you say "here." And we will assume "here" is short for "here I am... rock you like a hurricane." Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago, before Sigourney Weaver - Ignignokt: "Here" will work just fine, thank you. Cybernetic Ghost: ...here.
Frylock: What're you wearing? Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium youth focus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!
Master Shake: Is that Carl's Brain? Over there, on the expressway? Carl Brain: Beware, for it will immediately seize you upon my command, and your mind will be enslaved to forever...polish the chrome at this wash...Carl Wash. Frylock: ...This is retarded. Carl Jr: Oh! He called you retarded daddy!
Err: The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages and people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our..craps. Ignignokt: Crops is what I typed, Err. Err: But it says "craps". Ignignokt: I know, Err. Err: Craps is funnier. Ignignokt: I've processed that humor. Err: It should be craps, cause craps is a funny word. Ignignokt: Maybe we'll go with that.
Ignignokt: We have an appointment with our printer, on the moon. Frylock: What about the Gorgatron? Ignignokt: It's his bedtime. During the day he sleeps, and at night he feeds. Err: And it's always nighttime on the moon Ignignokt: Don't f*** with me Err.
Meatwad: Did you get me a lobster? Frylock: No, I got you those rolls you wanted Meatwad: Now I don't want no bread. I want me a lobster. Frylock: Here ya go... Mummy: (slaps food out of Frylock's hand) Maine MAINE!!! Meatwad: You mean that wasn't a live maine lobster? What are you trying to pull here? Frylock: Frozen lobster is just as good. And look at that steak...that's a good cut of meat there. Mummy: (slaps steak out of Frylock's hand) OVERDONE!
Meatwad: You killed us, I told you not to do it and you did it...anyways. Frylock: No.. I didn't! Master Shake: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't! Meatwad: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't! Carl: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't! Master Shake: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't! Meatwad: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't! Carl: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't! Master Shake: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't! Meatwad: Yeah, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't. Carl: Yeah, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't. Master Shake: Yeah, you did. Frylock: No, really. I didn't. Meatwad: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I didn't. Carl: Yes, you did. Frylock: No.. I did not! Master Shake: Wait, did you just say that you did? Meatwad: He did? Carl: what did he said that he did? Frylock: No, I said that I didn't. Master Shake: Cause you did! Frylock: No I didn't. Meatwad: Did to! Frylock: Didn't! Carl: Did. Frylock: Didn't. Master Shake: Did. Frylock: No, I didn't. Meatwad: Yes you did! Frylock: Whoa whoa whoa..watch it..watch the fire over there..don't burn yourself.. Meatwad: Oh, thank you. But you did. Frylock: No, I didn't. Master Shake: Yes you did. Frylock: No, I didn't. Carl: You so frickin' did! Frylock: No, I didn't.
Commercial Guy: Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win! Prizes include a new car, or a discount on Teriyaki fries. At Wong Burger, when it's right, it's Wong! ....some customers may get their d1cks ripped off. Carl: Right there! Right there, did you hear that? Meatwad: Oh yeah, about them Teriyaki Fries? Carl: No, no no no no. The last part, the low, fast part. Rewind, go back! Meatwad: We ain't got no Tivo. Master Shake: That was live, Carl. Meatwad: But we can still go back through the power of imagination. Master Shake: I like the way you're thinkin', go get the puppets. Meatwad: Okay!
Shake: Hey! Someone threw a perfectly good hot dog in the trash! Mmm! Next to two soggy walnuts! And what's that... it leaves a strange taste in my mouth... what is that blood? Mmm... yeah... tastes like blood!
Cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future: "The elfin blood will flow forever for eternity from the elfin graves, forever...."
Normally I wouldn't go for a fat chick from the flag corps....but it is a NEW ERA! Of loneliness..........oh god.
Frylock: OK, Carl look: I felt really bad about your car, so I brought you some fresh parsley and oregano from my herb garden. Carl: Oh, great. Weeds. This will help me get to the strip club. Where's my frickin' car?!? Frylock: Well, it's kinda been impounded
Carl: Handbanana, I want you to meet The Enforcer. Spaghetti: I want my name to be Spaghetti. Carl: All right, Spaghetti. Whatever, I don't care. Just, you know, just do what I tell you. Spaghetti: What the hell are you lookin' at? Carl: I'm your father. I just made you. Spaghetti: I got your father right here! Heheheh. I got your daddy! Carl: All right, enough talkin' with the dogs here..
Announcer: Standards and practices are a vital link in keeping good and funny ideas away from you, the television viewer. Watch how this nun reacts when we blow her brains out. (gun goes off, blood EVERYWHERE) Voice: NO, PERMISSION NOT GRANTED.
HAHAH nice one phi11 Master Shake: And he likes to leave his very real giant sock drapped over the couch like it was a friggin' afghan so that others can enjoy the very real odor of his 2000 year old foot sweat!
Master Shake: I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you! Meatwad: Well I'm in business. [under his breath] Meatwad: Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt. Meatwad: [Meatwad looks up and sees Master Shake with a baseball bat] Did you hear me say that? Master Shake: You looking to expand your business? Meatwad: [runs away] Business is closed!
borrowing from driftin240's ringtone: Shake: it's called scratchin! but I do it vocally I don't NEEEED a record player!
Hey fondune, do you know which episode the "scratchin" one is from? We're totally stumped ... I am actually wondering if it's on that "new years" thing they did a couple years back with all the adultswim cartoon characters hanging out ... hmmm ...
i'll look for it...see if i can find it. *I fail. I looked for a long while and came up empty. I remember seeing that quote too, I just can't place it.
