The tale of Don Syndrome, AKA Zack Fistedbitch. May not be great for at work.

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    I hear you're an asshole though.
     
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    The absolute worst...I drive a BMW cmon...
     
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    That explains it then.
     
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    Wrong. I was told I'm the worst.
     
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    In before nhibbs gets kidnapped and hatef*cked to death by Don
     
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    Holy mother of god....... This thread is so full of win I almost lost it in my pants halfway through haha
     
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    My favorite part was handing Mike's phone number over to a stranger without his knowledge.
     
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    This is epic!! Funniest read in awhile. Lol
     
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    :frantic: Hoollleeee sh!tballs! I'm not sure whether or laugh or lock my doors first. If it was sheen, well done sir, that level of commitment is commendable. If it was fo realz I think I found the perfect excuse to buy a new and bigger gun. Either way thank you derp and all else involved, that was epic!
     
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    As crazy as it is I can say without a doubt it is not sheen lol. I thought it was too up until the Facebook confirmation and when he actually picked up the phone...
     
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    I confirmed it was a real person when I pulled their criminal record the other day. He is real, and don't worry I check the Sex Offender page too
     
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    txt me bb
     
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    The sad thing is it's always 'that' guy that goes around calling all women bitches because he's such a nice guy and doesn't understand why he can't get a girlfriend. "I just don't get it I have a great job, decent money, nice car, but I can't seem to find a nice girl, merr mer merrr." Maybe its because you aren't a nice guy, maybe its because behind your poor me facade you are a twisted cocky entitled whiny womanizing prick and any woman that isn't a herion addicted whore on her 5th abortion looks for a guy at least seemingly better than that...not sayin just sayin fella.

    Seriously though where were that kids parents? He needs a punch in the dick.

    :endrant:
     
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    My 6 cylinder makes 1250 lb/ft of torque.
    Wait, why would anyone need an excuse to buy a new and bigger gun? Go get the gun!

    Also, lock your doors first. He's real.
     
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    Can we all just dress up n have next Tues meet at his house.. Just tell him we are all here for the gang bang
     
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    brb got to go get a blonde wig.
     
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    that also reminds me to go teach the woman how to shoot. i should look into a conceal and carry too... in case i run into an ogre.

    Although, I may be a fridge... Many people are still much much bigger than I.
     
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    Tax money went to bills, racecar, savings, and stuff for the little guy. Next on the list is upgrading my 9mm.

    Fuzz it might be a little out of the way for you but lakes trading co is a newer range in forest lake that has ladies nights on fridays. They have great instructors on hand and might be a good fit for your lady if she hasn't shot before since there won't be a bunch of dudes hogging the lanes. Gun rental is also fairly cheap and they have classes available if she decides she wants to.
     
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    Thanks for the tip. I usually go to bills when I bring my boomstick.
     
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    You callin' me a whore?! I might be addicted to heroin and prego with Mike's baby but I never take money so I'm just a regular old slut, not a whore! lol
     
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    Oh Bill's gun range. You have to hold your gun sideways when bustin caps in the target's ass so you fit in with their clientele...

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    On a serious note Jake, if you want to teach her how to shoot I've got access to a private indoor range. Pricing is going to be a little higher than Bills but it's a much better setup and we could focus on fundamentals more. The clientele at Bill's has gotten to the point where I want to wear body armor because there are some ****ing idiots running around there. Let me know, I've got a couple of great starter pistols that she can learn on.

    Megan, which 9mm are you looking at?
     
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    Like this is something new...
    But all depending on the execution is how i respond to those random texts.
     
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    I figured you deserved a little more credit than just a common skank ;)
     
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    Nope
     
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    It is fun, I posted it up to an entire forum full of assholes to play with.
     
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    I've carried a 9mm berretta 926 for the past four years. Its what I started with and its comfortable but would like to upgrade to something else just not sure what yet.
     
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    eww, berretta.
     
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    I'd look at either a S&W M&P, a Glock 17/19, a Sig P228/229 or an H&K P30 depending on how much money you want to spend. I've got an M&P and a Glock 34 (17 frame with a longer slide) if you want to try them out.
     
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    A regular Don Juan. No wonder the ladies Don Juan anything to do with ya...
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    This thread is all win!!! I almost lost my **** at work today while I was reading this.
     
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    Check out the next amazing show of douchefaggotry starring "a pastrami and sauerkraut sandwich on rye bread".
    Coming soon in 5 min increments in the for sale thread.
     
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    All you fages get out of my goddamn thread with your gun talk. Blown me, douchefaggets.

    Saleing spec b, its now for sell. $29,712.38.
    Aftermarket dp but no tune. Same diameter anyway, broke hater. had ppg gears, they were sh!t so I swapped a stock bugeyye trans in.

    No loans, only cash you peasants.
     
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    Go on....
    I am interested in hearing more of this range. Yes, Bill's is going downhill. At least the Robinsdale location is. Circle Pines is ok. Though I know some of the staff in Robinsdale. I am always looking for people to shoot with.
     
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    Neil, I'm a member over at Sealed Mindset in New Hope.

    Specs on their range: http://www.sealedmindset.com/training-center/range/

    They've actually got two live fire bays.
     
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    Thanks! Now I take my leave....
     
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    I truly, truly hope this story gets popular and he finds it.
     
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