There's an old Sheriff in town...

OBSCURE REFERENCE TO THE PAST

 

Ffs this thread

 

pee is stored in the balls

 

Is that a new flavor? I think I'll pass. I loved Bawls in the blue bottle.

 

Those are some big ol bawls. Your wife must be very happy.

 

I put my hands all over those bawls, cradle them just right, then down their contents as quickly and violently as I can.

 

Never really been a fan of root beer in general, but the Bawls stuff is by far my favorite.

I try to get at least one case of the "regular" stuff every Cyber Monday (free shipping) and still have a decent amount left. So damn good.

 

I'd buy one to make the same dad jokes.

 

Microcenter always stocks Bawls at an endcap near the checkout line.

Because of course they do.

 

Oh I'm aware, I go into autopilot like a ****ty Tesla and grab one almost every time without thinking.

 

I haven't seen it for so long I didn't think they made it anymore. Been a long time since I have been in Micro Center.

 

They used to sponsor all the major paintball events and hand them out the entire time for free.

World Cup the one year we had them next door to our booth, I have no idea how many of those ice cold, ribbed dildo bottles I ham fisted towards my face as it was over 100f and extremely humid.

 

I've only had original and the ginger and the ginger one is solid. If you like ginger ale.

 

I love ginger bawls in my mouth

 

Where's Shibbs, sounds like he's got a taker.

 

If you can tell they belong to a ginger, there is no manscaping going on.

 

@joegengsta

 

Great, now we're all going to be in danger

 

New employee?

 

More like new boss. Haha.

 

Mazel Tov!

 

Congrats I think!

 

Congrats and enjoy the lack of sleep!