30 seconds in to that video I started searching for a razor to end my life. Posting a terrible video: That's a bannin.
I know that this is not an idle threat... ...but one brush with death a day is all I can really handle. The last time an attempt on my life was made twice in one day I started snorting Coke. High Fructose Corn Syrup never smelled so good.
That video just made me walk next door and punch the neighbors' wigger kids. Thank you, they had it coming for a long time.