What hurts more than being dumped by a girl

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  1. Sogonerg
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    Can this thread get any worst :roll: it just did...
     
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    1. OK
    2. Kinda the same as 1, but I'll give it to you.
    3. and 4. Same thing.
    5. Ok
    6. You look up to a car? I look up to my father, and my boss. They have achieved something that I wish to also achieve...cars are not role models. Did you have a dad?
    7. What the hell are you talking about?
    8. I'd rather grow old with a woman. Or man if that's your thing. At least something that you can make plans with and share life with. And have sex with...which I guess is possible with a car, but terribly and hopelessly pathetic.
    9. Maybe you should do something important with your life rather than....
    10....Go to crappy clubs and worry about what the patrons think of your car as a status symbol. When people that I associate with start judging me based on what I drive, I'll likely move on and find something good to do with my life that doesn't involve self-absorbtion and materialism.
    11. I agree with this one.
    12. And this one.

    If your happiness is this heavily based on what car you're driving, you might want to seek fulfillment in other things.
     
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    You're damn right it did.
     
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    swingline makes a great stapler
     
  5. Aegis
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    Mr. L keeps stealing my stapler :(
     
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    #6. Now think about your DAD.
     
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    I think you have a car fetish...
     
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    my stapler has sonic yellow and wrb on it.
     
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    This reminds me of a good Family Guy Quote I just read.

    Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler?
    TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler.
    Peter: Wanna split it?
     
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    Man: So, Peter, where do you see yourself in 10 years?
    Peter *thinking* don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife*
    Peter: Doin your .... son?
     
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    HA Classic! Well this thread is getting better already!
     
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    Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
    Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
    Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
    Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
     
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    lol...whoops worse, typing to fast ;)
     
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    Peter: a box could be anything!! it could even be a BOAT!
     
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    Tom Tucker: Now over to Ollie Williams for the blacky weather forecast with more news on the impending hurricane, Ollie...
    Ollie: IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS
    Tom Tucker: Sounds rough Ollie, do you have an umbrella?
    Ollie: HAD ONE
    Tom Tucker: Where is it?
    Ollie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY
    Tom Tucker: Is there anything we can do for you?
    Ollie: BRING ME SOME SOUP
    Tom Tucker: What kind?
    Ollie: CHUNKY!!