robots won't eat you for your flesh, a yeti will, robots are calculating, a yeti is an animaldriven by instinc and survival drives
we already know there will be a war between humans and machines, which we will LOSE, and we'll end up being used as batteries for the machines ... duh!!! :biggrin: or or .. this one is even better an alien race of cyborgs are gonna invade and start enslaving all of humankind while draining all of our natural resources ...
my dad says the robots will win if they are programed well. I say spread a virus through all the robots that causes them to destroy each other, or better yet... plant flowers while the yeti smash there robot boddies into the ground.
Yetis would suck in outer space, I dun think they can survive out there. Robots could possibly fry if you throw water at it? Depending on the type of robot I guess. And yes there is proof of yetis, aka Fobia. P.S. Ligers suck.
fobia said the battle would be in MN, LAND OF 10,000 LAKES!!!, robots are a long shot against a strong seasoned yeti army familiar with the cold of winter and melting and freezing, the inverter seals and other gakets on the robots may not be designed to handle the cold MN winter.
the battle wouldent even last to the winter but good point. yetis are sneaky s.o.b's. the robots wouldent even see them coming.
do think yeti might be clumbsy? I don't think a yeti could put togather a sentence. have you ever heard of any famous yeti poets?
I have to quote myself here, check out my grammer and sentence structure, could I be a yeti? if so do I have what it takes to destroy robots? answers are: No. and Yes. In respective order.
I am still supporting the bots here. You cant nerf the robot combatent down to 5-alive or anything weak like that. it would be the same as if we said you had to fight us w/ a teddy bear. no we get a decent robot. Now as for this water thing. if someone is smart enough to build a decent robot wouldnt you think they would weather proof the stupid thing? you dont see a Terminator being stopped by a rain shower. Optimus Prime doesnt hide from sprinklers, they can travel in space for crying out loud weather = no issue. its so one sided that i bet even the robo-suit thing from aliens could whoop a yeti. robo-suit > monster evil alien queen, and pretty sure that alien queen > yeti.
Yetis. They've managed to elude human beings for years and years. They are woodscrafty, large, and in charge. My best educated guess (Educated from reading Star Wars novels) is that Yetis are the Earth equivalent to a Wookie. Since we all know that Wookies > Robots (see Chewbacca vs C-3PO) it's easy to see that Yetis > Robots. Don't make me break out my 12-sided dice to prove it.
^ C-3PO counts as one of those pansie robots. atleast give us R2-D2. George Lucas admitted in an interview that R2-D2 is the hero of star wars. He appears in all 6 ;-) I wanna see chebacca take on the house smashing robot in Irobot
R2 lost to Chewbacca in that chess game in Episode 4. Chewbacca has a bowcaster. Chewbacca can repair hyperdrives while getting shot at. Chewbacca can smash stormtroopers heads together. Chewbacca saw Princess Leia naked in the shower compartment of the Millenium Falcon. Then he propositioned her by baring his fangs, growling and sporting massive wookie wood. Chewbacca is a Yeti. Yetis > Robots
I am sure you know just as much about C-3PO and R2-D2 as I do. and with that said. Robots FTW. I would like to remind you that in episode 1 R2-D2 repairs the hyperdrive allowing everyone to live, and as such allowing the rest of the series to take place. If R2-D2 couldnt fix that hyperdrive the whole series would be over in 1 hour.
I would also like to add the robots are not impossible to find. there is undeniable evidence of robots. the evidence for yetis remains illusive. this little guy with rip your yeti (if he shows) a new one. oohh and you can put rockets on it, or a Barret 50cal rifle.
That little guy is not as amazing as the salesmen and videos may lead you to believe. I've seen the little guy in action. And the soldier required to monitor it and fix its' mistakes. Robots require maintenance. Elusive (yes, that's how it's spelled) Yetis > Robots fixed by humans.
that thing may fire off 100 rounds and then what, it has to wait to have a human open it's breech and reload it, yeti > robots that DEPEND ON STUPID HUMANS
^ maybe we should only include robots that dont depend on humans. such as Matrix robots, Terminator robots, or Transforming robots. Power Rangers are gonna womp your yeti
Well, my work here is done. The Yeti crowd is now neck and neck with the robot crowd. All the Yeti needed was a little lobbying on its side.
hmm we are tied. lets see what happens when people get off work. i have a feeling there are alot of robot supporters at work right now.
I have a feeling that most workers who have been enslaved by their inhuman robot-esque bosses all day will vote for the freedom-loving Yetis. Your choice: Bill Lumbergh (Robot) - or - Ted Nugent (Yeti)
WELL, lets do this who here has a wookie costume, and who has a robot costume? Who would like to challange and represent either the yeti or the robot world in hand to hand cobat session? and can I buy a ticket? I know some has to be running to their closet right now......
or what if most yeti supporters take lotsa of time off to go in search of said yetis, leaving the working force to carry the belief that robots are here to save them from killer yetis and the like. BTW: robots are wining 14 to 13 right now lol
haha! you guys and that star wars crap! so funny! but it all boils down to that if a robot and a yeti had to fight hand to hand with no weapons, a yeti would destroy a pussssy assss robot. robots are only good for building stuff and being our slaves.
