Sh1tty Parking job call out and picture thread

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  1. Ryan FailRad
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    I would wait in the bushes until she leaves, then jump out and brutily ask her why she felt the need to hurt your nice things.. And if you shed tears, it's even better.
     
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    I waited over twelve hours. Her car is still parked there with tickets and my kind note on it. I thought about disconnecting the shifter link cable and moving it down the road. Or just tipping it over. What does a Fit weight 1000 LBS? OR! I could fire up the old impreza rustback and play demo derby.


    JK. I just want to find this person and ask why they felt the need to be so damn stupid.
     
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    Stupid can't be explained
     
  4. Ryan FailRad
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    Or fixed
     
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    I doubt we will ever see this kid in this thread again:

     
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  7. Cotts612
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    Thats a great parking job!
     
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    Mini Stig
     
  9. Cotts612
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  10. SCIFIDELITY
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    Love how that guy is trying to protect his POS durango SRT. Too bad that thing will self destruct at ~65k.
     
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    Yeah, but at least it looks like he is at the back of a parking lot that does not reach capacity. But if that is indeed the case, just parking on the end of the row by the hash marks would be sufficient and less douche like.
     
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    It is in the back of the lot, but during the day the lot is full. Just a regular old d bag.
     
  13. idget
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    This dummy also left their dog in the car. They were there before we got there and still there when we left over an hour and a half later.

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    Should have broke the window. Let the poor bastard out.
     
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    Agreed. Leave your kid or your dog in a car and you deserve to have a window or two busted out.
     
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    Windows were down and it was 60, but still... I was rooting for the dog to projectile diarrhea all over.

    Mall parking is the best.

    Thought this was bad:

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    until I saw the car next to it:

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    Not sure which car parked first but one thing is for sure... legit parking job, Vicki...

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  17. Chris Ruhland
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    Lunds in Chanhassen the other day. Why not take four spots really.
     
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    The girl looked at me like I was nuts when I asked her to move her Jeep. I told her I was skinny, but not that skinny.
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    Very nice of her. Btw, that's my liquor store! Pretty good selection of craft beers.
     
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    Thanks for the heads up. I usually hit paradise liquor, but his selection is pretty small. I like a good craft beer, as I can't remember the last time I drank to get drunk. :dead:
     
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    Oh ldy luk not even close
     
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    Yeah, she apparently tried and her luck ran out.
     
  23. Ryan FailRad
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    black out drunk everytime has to be expensive.
     
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    Wish I had some chalk to help them with their park job and label.


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  25. Sjogun
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    Worst ever..there was a car next to it right before the picture was taken...Worst one ever, or bad ass? ...your call. 20141201_181713.jpg
     
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    What exactly is going on with those ratchet straps... Do we even want to know?
     
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    Not a bad ass, just an ass.

    Strapped the box to the frame. Who needs bolts?
     
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    I mean... That's exactly what it looks like... But I'd prefer to think it's not.
     
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    I didn't inspect, but I wouldn't doubt it was structural...load of garbage in the bed too lol
     
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    There's a racist and/or sexist joke here if I've ever seen one, but I'm saying nothing. :angel:
     
  32. Slomander
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    Stance kids be like:

    "That Mercedes be all about the stance lyfestylez yo. It didn't choose the stance lyfe, the stance lyfe choze it!"
     
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    That lady looks really excited about the whole thing. Also, how the **** does that happen?
     
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    Misapplication of pedals is the only explanation possible.
     
  35. EricS
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    Or the Benz was in heat...
     
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    Saw a pretty stellar one this morning, and as I was standing out there taking a picture of it the doosh in the maroon Buick rolled in and proceeded to fit in.

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    Cops blocked my car in while subduing the unruly Packers fans at Buffalo Wild Wings in Plymouth. Some Packers fans decided to yell, swear, and start a fight after their team lost the lead. Stay classy, Wisconsinites.
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  38. Ryan FailRad
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    Thank you! I'm quite fond of her too. :)
     
  40. Kneel Weiß
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    You should keep her!
     
  41. clajiness
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    Ya, most likely will. I don't think I'm freaking out as much as I was initially.
     
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    WHOPPER NO ONION!!! (from this weekend)

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    Edit - Just noticed it's a 2-fer.
     
  43. STi_From_DSM
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    This just happened at Cub Foods in Champlin.
     

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    In their defense, the truck is like 40 feet long. ;)
     
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    So many other spots that are not in the absolute back of the lot that were open. But that is true, it was a beastly long truck.