Sh1tty Parking job call out and picture thread

I've been following this thread for a while. I've seen some sh1tty parking jobs, but nothing bad/unique enough to take a picture to post.

Until the other day I walk out to my car and see this ****ing a**hole:





Now I specifically parked closer to the cart corral to give other morons more room to swing their damn doors open, but NOPE! Crowds my ****ing stall anyway. I was tempted to wait for the person to return to their pile of junk and give them a good lesson on parking, but I figured a) it's not worth my time b) it probably wouldn't make a difference anyway. Grrrrr

 

Plastidip I SUCK AT PARKING on their car.

 

"I AM A GIANT DOUCHE."

 

Finally have access to the internets. I bring you, best worst park job of all time...

Taking 4 parking spots including one double wide handicap spot. Also has the right front wheel of the truck parked up in the rocks of the curb divider.

 

Not so much. Augusta, GA a few weeks ago.

 

'Murica!!!

 

This guy had the whole lot to work with, and decided to fail at parking instead.

 

That happens when people have a phone stuck to their ear...their eyes quit working.

Plus you should have to take a driving test, including parking, before you can buy a full size truck.

 

Truth.

 

All the guy had to do was back up into another spot. I suppose that might be too hard for this guy though.

 

House of hook

 

Seriously! If there was snow in the ground I'd understand but this is just unexcusable

 

This car has an alarm and even with my quiet exhaust, my car sets it off most days. I don't understand caring about a CRV enough to park like this AND alarm it.

 

call it in and have it towed.

 

Apartment building? Maybe they are renting two spaces.

 

I'm in a spot. You can see the faint white line and faint yellow line (not the one by my tire) the blue ford is in a spot. I have no idea what was up with the HHR.

 

they drive an HHR, that's your first hint.

 

That parking lot striping is effed up. It invites a free for all.

 

It's actually not as bad in real life as it looks in this photo... But I think this is excessive even if it's a free for all. I mean this time of year you *usually* can't see stripes anyway

 

Saw this idiot at Culver's in Cambridge. To the left is a boulevard type thing that separates another row of parking. Took the guy in the silver Dodge a solid 2 minutes to wiggle out of his parking spot due to the park job. We ordered to go and ate in the car since it was so packed inside. People driving it must've ate inside or something cuz we never saw them come out. Winning.

 

But how?!

 

It was snowing.

 

I see a woman standing there. Need I say more?

 

I think she rounded the corner on two wheels (Joey Chitwood style) and misjudged the landing spot.

 

Probably on the phone, distracted, driving too fast, nearly missed the entrance, yanked the wheel hard and when the car hit the curb, all the weight was on the left side already (assuming turning right), and the wheel just hopped up and drove right over the rock. Wonder if she even hung up or if she's still taking to the same person in the photo.

 

I'm dying here just playing it out in my head. So good.

 

"And someone put this GODDAMN rock right in the middle of the entrance, can you believe that?!"

 

Did you take that yourself? There was no reverse image search for it haha.

 

flying dorito crub smash.

 

Champlin Cub

 

Champlin Cub has some of the best ones! I go there quite often.
I saw this there.

 

Got a couple nice ones I've seen in the last few weeks. First one was directly in front of a grocery store entrance in WI (Ram was there first, Freestyle came in after and didn't do much better)

Next one was in the middle of White Bear Lake. If you look at where the painted lines are you'll see that there's a legitimate parking space right in front of them but instead they parked blocking off the entrance to a parking lot...

 

It's a Lexus. You can't really expect them to have to think while driving.

 

Not a quick stop, they were parked for at least 20-30 minutes. My guess is there was another car in the spot ahead of them when they parked and they didn't pay attention, just parked behind it.

 

Just a couple I've seen out in the wild.

 

Target St. Paul. I lol'd and asked... why?

 

I think it is done on purpose...it's a display of their "I don't give a phuck what anybody thinks, Ima do as I damn please". I'm guessing some of these drivers have their pants hanging below their butt cheeks and are sporting a set of stolen Beats headphones around their neck.