Well, thank you, you dirty nechro; I had many laughs, alas I feel I missed a few due to dead picture links.
Check the Internet Archive / Wayback Machine, they may have been cached... And I wholeheartedly endorse the zombification of primo old drama threads, keep up the good work fuzzy bear : )
Oh man if anyone takes the initiative to find the dead picture links that would be awesome. I think I had suppressed some of these memories, so ****in funny.
Oh wow, this thread... Surprised nobody ever updated it with the discovered identity of the original fair haired maiden...
Also, not much in the wayback machine, aside from Derp's old sig: https://web.archive.org/web/2014050...stedbitch-may-not-be-great-for-at-work.45809/
Man, that was a ****ed-up time. The missing part of the story was all the random threads that popped up from newbies asking about blonde chicks they'd see in blue STIs. Poor Don just caught the brunt of the joke.
By the way, this fool is on Instagram in case anyone feels like having some fun with him there. He was also kind enough to reveal where he works in one of his posts.